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Anguirel · 01-17-2006, 01:19 PM

I am now going to use the tactics employed by the Saucepan Man to destroy his rivals in LOTR Survivor.

I'm going to produce ludicrously skewed odds.

The remaining contestants:

Dwarves/Bad Guys
Balin-Even and favourite to win. No one has the gumption or willpower to stop this Dwarf-his victory is eminently predictable.
Bombur-6-1
Dori-500-1
Fili-4-1
Gloin-39-4
Kili-8-3
Thrain (father of Thorin)-600-1
Chief Warg-20-1
Smaug 12-1
William 35-1
Tom 40-1

Men/Elves/Others
Beorn 45-1
Elrond 35-1
Elvenking 80-1
Eagle Lord 19-1
Roac 800-1
Belladonna Took 3-1
Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor) 3-1

Now watch the psychological repercussions...

Kuruharan · 01-17-2006, 01:48 PM

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His real fault in your eyes is that you don't happen to like the cut of his jib.

As fine an example of the pot calling the kettle black as I’ve ever seen. (I think I’ve said that before on this thread).

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I am open to all kinds of suggestions but none which would involve the demise of Beorn.

We now know how we will be able to irritate you at some future point in time. He’s not going to win and he will go at some point.

I think I’m going to start lobbying for trolls.

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Belladonna Took 3-1

I’ll take this one.

Anguirel · 01-17-2006, 01:53 PM

Notice I gave Kili slightly lower odds than Fili, because his name is more amusing...

Lalaith · 01-17-2006, 05:20 PM

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We now know how we will be able to irritate you at some future point in time

Now why would you want to do a nasty thing like that, sir?

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I think I’m going to start lobbying for trolls.

To evict, or win?

01-17-2006, 01:19 PM	#1
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	I am now going to use the tactics employed by the Saucepan Man to destroy his rivals in LOTR Survivor. I'm going to produce ludicrously skewed odds. The remaining contestants: Dwarves/Bad Guys Balin-Even and favourite to win. No one has the gumption or willpower to stop this Dwarf-his victory is eminently predictable. Bombur-6-1 Dori-500-1 Fili-4-1 Gloin-39-4 Kili-8-3 Thrain (father of Thorin)-600-1 Chief Warg-20-1 Smaug 12-1 William 35-1 Tom 40-1 Men/Elves/Others Beorn 45-1 Elrond 35-1 Elvenking 80-1 Eagle Lord 19-1 Roac 800-1 Belladonna Took 3-1 Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor) 3-1 Now watch the psychological repercussions... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

01-17-2006, 01:53 PM	#3
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Notice I gave Kili slightly lower odds than Fili, because his name is more amusing... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso