Be careful what you wish for...

[Farael]

Originally Posted by Rune Son of Bjarne

I wish that all Hobbits were Ninjas and named Josti

Great! now the hobbits are not only ring-resistant, small and sneaky but they are also extremely skillful Ninjas.... but there is one problem. As you wished, they are all called Josti. How could THAT be a problem? well... Josti was the one chosen to carry the ring.... and so Gandalf, who had not seen Josti for the longest time, asked some random hobbit where Josti lived. He went over to find that "Bag-end" (now known as Josti's house) had changed quite a bit.... it certainly had, as it is was not Bag-end but rather some other Josti's house. This Josti turned out to be the odd evil hobbit and gave the ring to Sauron for the modest price of a shipload of weed pipe. The world was covered in a second darkness until the end of the days. Now-a-days that darkness is called "Capitalism" (to honour Rune's seemily communist trends)

I wish Samwise Gamgee had been a Middle-Earth renowned soccer player

[Boromir88]

I wish Samwise Gamgee had been a Middle-Earth renowned soccer player

Your wish is granted. Samwise Gamgee becomes the greatest soccer player ever-known, he even surpasses the great tales of the legendary David Beckham. But, Sam now has no time to fiddle around and be Frodo's servant and companion so when the decision comes and Gandalf tells Sam to travel with Frodo. Sam, being so great and mighty tells the old fool to buzz off and Frodo dies before he meets Tom Bombadil and Sauron conquers Middle-earth.

I wish Denethor was Isildur's heir and Aragorn was the Steward of Gondor.

[arcticstorm]

Originally Posted by Boromir88

I wish Denethor was Isildur's heir and Aragorn was the Steward of Gondor.

your wish is granted: aragorn is not stupid enought ot commit suicide and as a result, at denethor's return to claim the throne, civil war ensues as to who is the rightful rular of Gondor. sauron sits back and laughs because this squabble prevented the diversion at the black gate, FInally 50 years later when the Gondorians are completely decimated at eachother's hands, sauron come in with two small batallions of snagas and wipes gondor off the face of middle earth.

I wish that Bilbo would have been married

[The Elf-warrior]

I wish that Bilbo would have been married

Your wish is granted. But his wife couldn't keep the Ring a secret and told Lobelia about it.

I wish Bilbo was an opera singer.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

I wish Bilbo was an opera singer.

Granted. But he is not very good at it and is broken hearted when he doesn’t get a part in 'The Hobbit: The Opera'. So he commits suicide a week before Drogo and his wife die. Shame.

I wish Gandalf was dressed as a clown during the siege of Gondor.

[Valier]

I wish Gandalf was dressed as a clown during the siege of Gondor

Your wish is granted. But the clown suit didn't last long,because Ganndie could't find a suitable hat to match,and he thought the suit made is beard look weird.

I wish that Aragorn snorted like a pig when he laughed,which he would do alot!

[Farael]

Originally Posted by Valier

I wish that Aragorn snorted like a pig when he laughed,which he would do alot!

Granted! Sadly, Arwen was Jewish and pigs are not Kosher (edible according to jewish law). Yet Arwen had a secret craving for pig meat, which was made worse by Aragorn's constant pig-snorting. To make a long (even for elvish standards) story short, she dumped him on a rainy day on the steps of Minas Tirith.

I wish that when Arwen goes to Gondor after the end of the war of the Ring, she has gained LOTS of weight