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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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Rational reasons are one thing, gross distortions and outright lies are quite another! You know as well as anybody that Dori won both the Hobbit Carrying and Hobbit Tossing competitions. He was also the first to figure out how to climb up, then down, then up a tree. If that is not a sign of mental alacrity I don’t know what is. I suggest you rethink your reasons. Quote:
When in doubt, disagree with them.
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Riveting Ribbiter
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Assigned to Mordor
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++THROR
Getting back to dead Dwarf tossing.
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
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++BOLG
Even if you don't buy the GLOB theory that this so called goblin is in fact a capitalistic destroyer, this becomes essentially a linguistic battle of monosyllabic roots. BOLG is uneuphonious and cumbersome on the ear. It is not conducive to word-play, poetry, erudition or song. It is not impressive or frightening in the way that Sauron is; it lacks the quaintness of Bert; and the counter-cultural value of Azog. As baddy names go, this one is pretty poor. THROR seems an evocation of the rockface over which he ruled. A hard, simple name, but yet one tempered with the strength and warlike energy that sums up the Dwarven race. A gruff, uncompromising, and ultimately emotive sound. Down with boring Bolg! Besides-Thror lost his Kingdom and died in exile. That's romantic. You've got to appreciate that.
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Riveting Ribbiter
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Assigned to Mordor
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Ah, but Ang, there is another theory about the Bolg issue. Is it not possible that Bolg results from an unfortunate error, handed down by careless storytellers who copied and recopied the Red Book over the ages? Indeed, I believe that Bolg was originally Bold, a uniquely courageous and, well, bold goblin who was known as a hero to the folk of Eriador for holding back his less pleasant fellow goblins before distortions entered the tale. No, no, an evil Bolg is slander to a great leader, whom (by the way) I think should get a chance to win Hobbit Survivor.
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Energetic Essence
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++Bolg He's the son of Azog and might try and get vengeance for his dear old dad.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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Day 25
Today the voting was rather contained between two contestants. The irony in this is that they were both voted out. Bolg and Thror werer the victims to be cast out. "They're probably going to attack each other if they don't get out of here soon!" Belladonna cried. That night at tribal council, people spread their votes out to get rid of them both:
Bolg - 6 Thror - 6 With that, they both left together. However, half way to the boat, they started attacking each other and killed each other. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Contestants voted out: Bofur Ori Durin (The first King Under the Mountain) Nori Fundin Gandalf Nain (father of Dain) Bungo Bagins Chief of Guards Thorin Bilbo Golfimbul Carc Gollum The Master Dwalin Bifur Great Goblin Bard Azog Oin Dain Necromancer Old Took Bert Galion (Elvenking's Butler) Girion Thror (grandsire of Thorin) Bolg The remaining contestants: Dwarves/Bad Guys Balin Bombur Dori Fili Gloin Kili Thrain (father of Thorin) Chief Warg Smaug William Tom Men/Elves/Others Beorn Elrond Elvenking Eagle Lord Roac Belladonna Took Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor)
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: In a world grown ever smaller.
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lets hear it for the elrond! a bookish bore. all he can do is blow his nose (when its not buried in a book of moon runes that can only be read every fifty years) and try to look wise!
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