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Hookbill the Goomba · 01-10-2006, 12:54 PM

Pippin: What do you think made those footprints?

Frodo: Erm... that?

OR

Paladin Took: Frodo Baggins, don’t' you dare cut Pippin's hair!

Pippin: What?

The Only Real Estel · 01-10-2006, 03:10 PM

Frodo: "Dang it! We missed our train!"

Merry & Pippin: "Uh, don't look now, but there's another coming!"

Elu Ancalime · 01-10-2006, 04:42 PM

Frodo: There's an Oliphaunt coming this way!

Merry: And an SUV coming from the other direction! Don't stare into the headlights, Pip!!!!

Pippen: *drools* pretty lites.....

Sam: Idiots. It's IMAX, not.......<sigh>.......Am I the only one who is in this century? I have to check their email for them, turn on the DVD...........

OR

3

2

1

*BEEP*

Slayer

Merry: Eeek! Level 2 Spartans! And their using Flashlights!

Frodo: And Grunts over here! We're goners!

Pippen: A! L1! B! Control Pad Left!

Sam: Why am I always stuck those noobs.....
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Holbytlass · 01-10-2006, 05:40 PM

Frodo: (worried look) I thought we were to go this way.
Merry: (worried look) And I thought this way.
Pippin: (worried look) Maybe this way?
Sam: (

look) I hate Mapquest.

Gurthang · 01-10-2006, 10:27 PM

The Hobbits search for the last Easter Egg.
Frodo: "Is that it over there?"
Pippin: "No, I think it's that up there."
Merry: "No, Pip, that's a bowling ball."
Sam(thinking): Haha, I already have it.

OR

The Hobbits are being arrested by the Bad Hair Police.

OR

Frodo: "Someone touched my butt!"
Merry: "Somebody just touched my butt!"
Sam:

Pippin has no idea that anything is happening.

OR

Any random caption where Merry and Frodo realize that something is happening, Sam has a completely guilty evil look that screams 'I did it', and Pippin appears all together clueless.

Lhunardawen · 01-10-2006, 10:56 PM

Sam takes a moment to steal a glance of himself on Frodo's sword.

OR

Sam (singing silently): "Three blind mice, three blind mice..."
Frodo, Merry and Pippin altogether swing towards a singular direction. With their swords.

01-10-2006, 12:54 PM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pippin: What do you think made those footprints? Frodo: Erm... that? OR Paladin Took: Frodo Baggins, don’t' you dare cut Pippin's hair! Pippin: What? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-10-2006, 04:42 PM	#3
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Frodo: There's an Oliphaunt coming this way! Merry: And an SUV coming from the other direction! Don't stare into the headlights, Pip!!!! Pippen: drools pretty lites..... Sam: Idiots. It's IMAX, not.......<sigh>.......Am I the only one who is in this century? I have to check their email for them, turn on the DVD........... OR 3 2 1 BEEP Slayer Merry: Eeek! Level 2 Spartans! And their using Flashlights! Frodo: And Grunts over here! We're goners! Pippen: A! L1! B! Control Pad Left! Sam: Why am I always stuck those noobs..... ________ Honda VT250 history Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:39 PM.

01-10-2006, 05:40 PM	#4
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Frodo: (worried look) I thought we were to go this way. Merry: (worried look) And I thought this way. Pippin: (worried look) Maybe this way? Sam: ( look) I hate Mapquest. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

01-10-2006, 10:27 PM	#5
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	The Hobbits search for the last Easter Egg. Frodo: "Is that it over there?" Pippin: "No, I think it's that up there." Merry: "No, Pip, that's a bowling ball." Sam(thinking): Haha, I already have it. OR The Hobbits are being arrested by the Bad Hair Police. OR Frodo: "Someone touched my butt!" Merry: "Somebody just touched my butt!" Sam: Pippin has no idea that anything is happening. OR Any random caption where Merry and Frodo realize that something is happening, Sam has a completely guilty evil look that screams 'I did it', and Pippin appears all together clueless. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-10-2006, 10:56 PM	#6
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Haven't I seen you before? Sam takes a moment to steal a glance of himself on Frodo's sword. OR Sam (singing silently): "Three blind mice, three blind mice..." Frodo, Merry and Pippin altogether swing towards a singular direction. With their swords. Last edited by Lhunardawen; 01-10-2006 at 11:09 PM.

01-10-2006, 03:10 PM	#2
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Frodo: "Dang it! We missed our train!" Merry & Pippin: "Uh, don't look now, but there's another coming!"