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Gil-Galad · 01-03-2006, 02:54 PM

Legolas: I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL COMBAT

Eomer: hes still doing that?

Aragorn: yep, he can't last 5 minutes without challenging someone

Legolas: hey! i heard that! i challenge youto Mortal Combat!

Kuruharan · 01-03-2006, 02:59 PM

Legolas: The feather is tickling my…ah…ah…AH-CHOOO!!!

Arrow: *thunk*

Eomer: Bless you! dies

Kitanna · 01-03-2006, 03:45 PM

Eomer: Your arrow seems to be made of cardboard.

or

Legolas: No one insults my frock!

or

Aragorn and Gimli stand back as Legolas challenges Eomer to a duel. The men of Rohan are about to learn why it is unwise to make fun of an elf's hairstyle.

Elu Ancalime · 01-03-2006, 03:54 PM

Legolas draws the Eored's attention while Aragorn steals Eomer's No. 2 pencil.
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luthien-elvenprincess · 01-03-2006, 05:16 PM

During a highly tense moment...Legalas realizes that once again he positioned the feather end of his arrow too near his nose. "Mustn't sneeze", (he tells himself), "mustn't wiggle nose...it's way too cute when I do that and makes it hard to look tough...mustn't sneeze..."

Gurthang · 01-03-2006, 05:51 PM

Clearly Legolas's small arrows are out of style; bigger ones are definitely 'in'.

OR

Legolas caught his finger on his lip when he drew back his bow.

OR

Orlando Bloom: "PJ, I've had it with you ruining the real Legolas!"

or (a variation of the same)

"My name is Orlando Bloom. You ruined my character. Prepare to die."

OR

Aragorn: "Gimli, don't look now, but he's got a giant spider on his head..."

Naria · 01-03-2006, 06:41 PM

The crowd tries to stop Legolas....

Aragorn: No Gimli, soon enough he'll realize the Eomer isn't an orc!!

01-03-2006, 02:54 PM	#1
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Legolas: I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL COMBAT Eomer: hes still doing that? Aragorn: yep, he can't last 5 minutes without challenging someone Legolas: hey! i heard that! i challenge youto Mortal Combat! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-03-2006, 02:59 PM	#2
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	Legolas: The feather is tickling my…ah…ah…AH-CHOOO!!! Arrow: thunk Eomer: Bless you! dies __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

01-03-2006, 03:45 PM	#3
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Eomer: Your arrow seems to be made of cardboard. or Legolas: No one insults my frock! or Aragorn and Gimli stand back as Legolas challenges Eomer to a duel. The men of Rohan are about to learn why it is unwise to make fun of an elf's hairstyle. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

01-03-2006, 03:54 PM	#4
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Legolas draws the Eored's attention while Aragorn steals Eomer's No. 2 pencil. ________ No2 Vaporizer Reviews Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:36 PM.

01-03-2006, 05:16 PM	#5
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	During a highly tense moment...Legalas realizes that once again he positioned the feather end of his arrow too near his nose. "Mustn't sneeze", (he tells himself), "mustn't wiggle nose...it's way too cute when I do that and makes it hard to look tough...mustn't sneeze..." __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

01-03-2006, 05:51 PM	#6
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Clearly Legolas's small arrows are out of style; bigger ones are definitely 'in'. OR Legolas caught his finger on his lip when he drew back his bow. OR Orlando Bloom: "PJ, I've had it with you ruining the real Legolas!" or (a variation of the same) "My name is Orlando Bloom. You ruined my character. Prepare to die." OR Aragorn: "Gimli, don't look now, but he's got a giant spider on his head..." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-03-2006, 06:41 PM	#7
Naria Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 500	The crowd tries to stop Legolas.... Aragorn: No Gimli, soon enough he'll realize the Eomer isn't an orc!!