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dragoneyes · 01-01-2006, 01:16 PM

Aragorn: My nails really are dirty aren't they?

Kath · 01-01-2006, 01:59 PM

Aragorn sighs as he realises that Pippin has been playing with the superglue again.

Gurthang · 01-01-2006, 04:56 PM

A sword had been stuck in his shoulder for three days, and Aragorn still hasn't noticed.

OR

Aragorn takes a quick break from battle play some GameBoy.

OR

Aragorn just has no idea what's going on.

Meneltarmacil · 01-01-2006, 05:11 PM

Tired of being ridden around in dangerous situations all the time, Aragorn's horse decides to show his rider some of his swordfighting skills.

Oddwen · 01-01-2006, 09:26 PM

Lurtz: But I've chopped your arm off!

Aragorn: No you didn't.

Lurtz: Yer bloody sword's stuck in yer shoulder!

Aragorn: No it isn't. I'M INVINCIBLE!

Or...

Aragorn: If...found...please return...to Gandalf the Grey, Esq. Oh no, he must have put away his cloak after he took it off and Shadowfax ran off with it!

Or...

Arwen: What's this, a Ranger caught off his guard?

Aragorn(not looking up): Hello darling, you're using the wrong end of the sword again.

Lhunardawen · 01-02-2006, 12:55 AM

Aragorn reads - belatedly - the tag on his new sword:

WARNING: This sword is unexplainably attracted to too much dirt. Take a bath before use.

01-01-2006, 01:16 PM	#1
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	Aragorn: My nails really are dirty aren't they? __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

01-01-2006, 01:59 PM	#2
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Aragorn sighs as he realises that Pippin has been playing with the superglue again. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

01-01-2006, 04:56 PM	#3
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	A sword had been stuck in his shoulder for three days, and Aragorn still hasn't noticed. OR Aragorn takes a quick break from battle play some GameBoy. OR Aragorn just has no idea what's going on. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-01-2006, 05:11 PM	#4
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Tired of being ridden around in dangerous situations all the time, Aragorn's horse decides to show his rider some of his swordfighting skills. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-01-2006, 09:26 PM	#5
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Lurtz: But I've chopped your arm off! Aragorn: No you didn't. Lurtz: Yer bloody sword's stuck in yer shoulder! Aragorn: No it isn't. I'M INVINCIBLE! Or... Aragorn: If...found...please return...to Gandalf the Grey, Esq. Oh no, he must have put away his cloak after he took it off and Shadowfax ran off with it! Or... Arwen: What's this, a Ranger caught off his guard? Aragorn(not looking up): Hello darling, you're using the wrong end of the sword again. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-02-2006, 12:55 AM	#6
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Aragorn reads - belatedly - the tag on his new sword: WARNING: This sword is unexplainably attracted to too much dirt. Take a bath before use.