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Meneltarmacil · 12-24-2005, 10:40 AM

*Meneltarmacil enters the thread, finding it full of cobwebs and smelling terrible. Rats scurry across the floor*

*Menel calls in several exterminators and a Toxic Waste Disposal Team*

Menel: Okay, I'd better get to work here.

*Politicians descend upon the Gondorian soldiers fleeing from Osgiliath, showering them with campaign flyers.*

FARAMIR: For the last time, I'm not going to vote for you!

POLITICIAN: I'll get you a lifetime supply of coffee if you do...

FARAMIR: Well, in that case...

GANDALF: *tosses Pippin at the Nazgul/Politicians*

POLITICIANS/NAZGUL: Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech! *fly off, getting as far away from Pippin as possible*

*Pippin appears back on Shadowfax, looking quite confused*

*dramatic music as Gandalf, Pippin, Faramir, and the soldiers return.

FARAMIR: They've captured Osgiliath and they stole all our coffee and doughnuts. I don't know how we're going to survive now.
*looks at Pippin*

GANDALF: This is not the first Halfling to have crossed your path.

PIPPIN: You've seen Frodo and Sam!

GANDALF: Where? When?

FARAMIR: In a non-canonical scene where some idiot director made me try to steal the Ring. If I ever see that guy again... Anyway, they took the road to the Morgul Vale.

GANDALF: Ah, good. The Morgul Vale. No problem ther- Wait a second. Did you just say "the MORGUL VALE?!"

*freaks out*

HORSES: Our backs are seriously hurting. Won't these guys get down already?

12-24-2005, 10:40 AM	#11
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Sorry about stealing it, Nilp, but I really needed to keep this thread moving... *Meneltarmacil enters the thread, finding it full of cobwebs and smelling terrible. Rats scurry across the floor* *Menel calls in several exterminators and a Toxic Waste Disposal Team* Menel: Okay, I'd better get to work here. Politicians descend upon the Gondorian soldiers fleeing from Osgiliath, showering them with campaign flyers. FARAMIR: For the last time, I'm not going to vote for you! POLITICIAN: I'll get you a lifetime supply of coffee if you do... FARAMIR: Well, in that case... GANDALF: tosses Pippin at the Nazgul/Politicians POLITICIANS/NAZGUL: Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech! fly off, getting as far away from Pippin as possible Pippin appears back on Shadowfax, looking quite confused dramatic music as Gandalf, Pippin, Faramir, and the soldiers return. FARAMIR: They've captured Osgiliath and they stole all our coffee and doughnuts. I don't know how we're going to survive now. looks at Pippin* GANDALF: This is not the first Halfling to have crossed your path. PIPPIN: You've seen Frodo and Sam! GANDALF: Where? When? FARAMIR: In a non-canonical scene where some idiot director made me try to steal the Ring. If I ever see that guy again... Anyway, they took the road to the Morgul Vale. GANDALF: Ah, good. The Morgul Vale. No problem ther- Wait a second. Did you just say "the MORGUL VALE?!" freaks out HORSES: Our backs are seriously hurting. Won't these guys get down already? __________________ I ♣ baby seals. Last edited by Meneltarmacil; 12-24-2005 at 10:45 AM.