Be careful what you wish for...

[Kitanna]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish Gandalf kept a large supply of food inside his hat.

Granted! And how wonderful it is! Instead of the Fellowship carrying packs of food, they stick it all in Gandalf's hat. For a while this goes great for them. Though a few arguments break out when Gandalf is sleeping about who should retrieve the hat or arguments about who gets to guard the hat while Gandalf is sleeping, for the most part the food storing hat works well. Until of course Gandalf and his hat fall in Moria. With no food, the Fellowship starves to death before reaching Lothlorien. All except Gimli that is. After the first Hobbit died he ate him without telling the others. When Aragorn asked what happened to the Hobbit Gimli just said "He fell down a well."

I wish Saruman was a giant panda.

[Farael]

Originally Posted by Kitanna

I wish Saruman was a giant panda.

Deal! and as you just got murdered by a hero in Werewolf:The villagers strike back I shall do it for free.

After defeating Saruman's army in Helm's Deep Gandalf rides to Isengard to confront the former white wizard. When he gets there, he finds a cute panda sitting atop Treebeard. The Ent explained it was actually Saruman, who was trying to cast a spell to bring pandemonium to the Rohan troops but messed up something and got himself transformed into a panda instead. Gandalf started arguing with the now-panda wizard yet Treebeard snapped at Gandalf, for pandas were endangered species in Middle Earth too. When Gandalf kept on interrogating Saruman Treebeard lost his patience and hastily smacked Gandalf, Aragorn and everyone else (even the hobbits) to the ground. That was the end of the hopes for Minas Tirith, Frodo did destroy the ring only to find that the world had been taken over by Sauron.

I wish Aragorn had been a werewolf!

[arcticstorm]

your wish is granted, unfortunately, he was not a very good werewolf and he is lynched by the vilagers on day 1
Because of this, Gondor never again has a king.

I wish a army of trolls fought alongside the rohirrim at helm's deep.

[The Elf-warrior]

I wish a army of trolls fought alongside the rohirrim at helm's deep.

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately the trolls got hungry and ate most of the Rohirrim (And Legolas.) But Minas Tirith was saved by the Ents and Huorns. But Eomer was killed after only six months as King fighting the Trolls in the caverns of Helm's Deep. Thus Faramir became King of the Rohirrim.

I wish Bakshi had done Pt. 2 of Lord of the Rings.

[The Elf-warrior]

Anybody want to take a stab at it?

Edit: 500th post! Yippee!

[Farael]

Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

Anybody want to take a stab at it?

Edit: 500th post! Yippee!

I would, but I have no idea who Bakashi may be.... if you make another wish I'll do it

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

I wish Bakshi had done Pt. 2 of Lord of the Rings.

Your wish is granted. However, he makes more changes than Peter Jackson did. In fact, despite being under the title of 'The Lord of the Rings' it is, in fact, just his grandmother rambling for three hours about the one time she found a penny under the sink.

I wish Frodo had grown a new finger after Gollum bit the old one off.

[Eonwe]

Originally Posted by Hookbill

I wish Frodo had grown a new finger after Gollum bit the old one off.

Your wish beith grantedith! Unfortunatley, the finger has a mind of its own, and strangled Frodo!

I wish Tulkas would have come and challenged Morgoth to single combat so Fingolfin wouldn't have to die.