Tol-in-Gaurhoth XV-The Villagers Strike Back!

[Glirdan]

Well I say! Just because I give you meat doesn't mean I don't care what kind of meat you get!! The Dark Lord is only giving me filthy orcs to cut up!! It's rather annoying. I can't WAIT 'till we find one of those filthy little Heroes. Then, I'll forget all about my butchering and REALLY have a feast!!

Yet I'm growing uneasy about those who haven't spoken up, which are quite a few I might add.

Oh and morm, next time there's meat that isn't an orc, try leaving some for the others, ok? We're all sick and tired of the rotten orc flesh we eat every day.

[Farael]

So now Mr. Glirdan seems too happy to accuse us who like to use our brains rather than our paws... or hands in my case... and yes, I say Mr. Glirdan for he has just become my prime suspect. Why would you blame pretty much everyone who is still trying to understand what is going on in this place? It is bad enough that I have to live with you wolves every day that now I've sprouted hair all over me! I really hope this wolfishness is not contagious.

But I am ranting... we are all too upset over this death in which we were not invloved so I think I shall go home for now and comb my hair until I look normal again... then I shall come back and we will kill those filthy heroes. By the way butcher, get me some meat for tonight.... and it better be good, or else I'll devour you even if I am wrong and you are not a hero.

Did I just say devour? I meant Lynch... for that is what we men do... even men who are faithful to the Dark Lord Sauron like myself.

[Glirdan]

Well now see, I think you pretty much gave yourself away there Farael.

a) Attacking others on Day 1 is pretty much what you tend to do when you're confused and have no evidence of who would do such a horrible thing.

b) When I say give yourself away, I mean your looking pretty suspicious and man like in my eyes right now. I want everyone to note what Mr. Farael just stated in his last scentence:

Did I just say devour? I meant Lynch... for that is what we men do... even men who are faithful to the Dark Lord Sauron like myself.

I bolded that part purposely because that is what makes me suspect him of Heroisim. Most Wolves wouldn't say "Lynch". I know I would say devour, just like he did off the bat. Not to mention the whole "we men" part. That seems to me like an outright confession!

Oh, and Farael, I'll get you some meat. But I don't promise you that it will be good. After all, we only get orc flesh.

[mormegil]

Originally Posted by Anguirel

Farael-Werewolf In Denial

And nasty elves are quick to accuse!

[Mithalwen]

So since you were the quickest to accuse anyone Mr Grumpy-mormegil does that mean you are a nasty elf yourself?

[mormegil]

Originally Posted by Mithalwen

So since you were the quickest to accuse anyone Mr Grumpy-mormegil does that mean you are a nasty elf yourself?

You're always trying to make yourself captain aren't you. Why you must think you're the great Carcharoth himself. Young upstarts like you need to learn their place and I tell you I've killed more elves than you have hairs on that body of yours so learn your place and listen to what I say or there will be trouble.

[Mithalwen]

Mormegil, perhaps it is age, perhaps it is the truth hurting, but clearly you forget to whom you speak. I am neither Carcharoth nor any captain but I am no upstart. I know my place and that place is Alpha female.

I note your only defence is to threaten me and that would be mistake. Is the trouble you threaten that I should not emerge from my den next nightfall, victim of you and your associates?

But be assured I am listening most carefully to what you say - else I would not have noticed your double standard..... not that one expects much in the way of morality from wolves ... but in this dangerous situation a little consistency might be helpful....

And Eomer, bear in mind that while Wargism might have been the lupine orientation that dare not speak it's name in times gone by it is now in danger of being the one that does not shut up. At this rate you run the risk of being devoured not for being a warg but for demonstrating too volubly the chips on both your shoulders. In some of the villages we have attacked in the past, we have had easy victories since the inhabitants chose to avail themselves of the opportunities to rid themselves of those they find annoying.

We must not fall into that trap. To devour an innocent is a victory only for the heroes - this is not a time to settle petty grudges.

Many have accused you. Perhaps you are an easy target - but you are not the only one. I fear that we may miss among the noise more silent suspects.

[Formendacil]

Originally Posted by mormegil

You're always trying to make yourself captain aren't you. Why you must think you're the great Carcharoth himself. Young upstarts like you need to learn their place and I tell you I've killed more elves than you have hairs on that body of yours so learn your place and listen to what I say or there will be trouble.

And you don't?

I beg your pardon, O Crabby One, but I have been on several hunts with you and you always try to manipulate the voting so that YOUR chosen victim dies, and because of your placement in the timezones, you manage to make it look innocent.

Methinks, fellow werewolves, that we're going to see a glorious clash of personalities between these two "silverbacks". Wouldn't it be deliciously evil if they were both ordinary Werewolves?

Originally Posted by Oddwen

Or "Lobo" there...did Sauron give you that name too? Sounds like some cursed domesticated name...you probably eat your food out of a bowl!

Young whelp, are you being provoking or just plain stupid? Anyone with the slightest touch of linguistics should be aware that "Lobo" means "wolf" in the language of Spanish Harad- a language derived from the heathen Rome so despised for its conquest of the North that it may be considered synonymous with the Lord Melkor's forces.

Have you such a pedigree to YOUR name?

These first Nights are always so trying...

There will be no conclusive evidence one way or another. How better to stir up the day than a vote...

How about Glirdan then? Our little butcher has made several little errors of late that could be attributed to too many expeditions in the human villages- but it could also be an Elvish tongue trying to adapt to the speech of wolves.

On this day of useless rhetoric and self-defensory bandwaggoning what better choice do we have than foolish slips of the tongue?

++Glirdan

He may be innocent. The odds are that he's innocent. But his reaction should be interesting...

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Thrifty on courage? That's exactly the kind of outrageous statement that passes for wisdom in these parts. How dare ye, Mormegil? I was asking those willing and merciless wolves to join me in the hunt for these Elves. And yes SpM, I say Elves because they used foul Elven runes on the carcass of Anguirel. Even if these heroes are not Elves they are no better. Grrrrr!!!!

I hate Elves. And Men. And Dwarves, ooooh, I just hate Dwarves. And I also hate those 'True' Wargs [which I'm sure you'll all have heard about]. Think they're so much better than me. Mocking me all the time, how I loathe them...

In any case, I am currently inclined to ignore the reasoning of the Crabby wolf and the Big Bad Wolf because they show no knowledge of the right nature of Wargs and seem stuck in their ignorant ways. Tell me, my wolves, where did you hear such nonsense and untruths about the Wargs? Have your studies been based on the lore and histories laid down by the Elves, they who twist all to suit their purpose? To turn wolf against Warg, that is their aim!