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Hookbill the Goomba · 12-17-2005, 02:07 AM

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom had a flat tire and the Orc mechanic gave them one of those deep intakes of breath through his teeth. Gandalf knew this would be expensive.

Eonwe · 12-17-2005, 06:36 AM

Fortunatley, Gandalf realized that they were already at Mt. Doom when tehy got the flat, so the fried teh Orc mechanic, just as he was starting the transmition overhaul.

Glirdan · 12-17-2005, 09:04 AM

Unfortunately, they accidentally rehired that same orc mechanic.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 12-17-2005, 09:48 AM

Fortunatley, it was found out that the orc mechanic was not a member of a union and therefor he was killed with a hammer.

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-17-2005, 09:58 AM

Unfortunately the orc mechanic had a ravidly
feminist girlfriend who, upset with the male
dominant ethos in Middle-earth, decided to prove
that women (orcs) can make a difference,
and undertook to finish her ex (deceased)
boyfriend's job.

Eonwe · 12-17-2005, 10:35 AM

Fortunatley, she wasn't part of a union and was killed by a hammer too.

Captain Grishnahk · 12-17-2005, 12:15 PM

LOL!!!

Unfortunatly the hammar only made her mad. And (like all females {orcs}) blew her top and began chasing after Gandalf and Frodo away from Mt. Doom until they came to the Shire where she was killed by Tom Bombadill. Now the LOTR had to start over...

12-17-2005, 02:07 AM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Mount Zoom had a flat tire and the Orc mechanic gave them one of those deep intakes of breath through his teeth. Gandalf knew this would be expensive. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-17-2005, 06:36 AM	#2
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunatley, Gandalf realized that they were already at Mt. Doom when tehy got the flat, so the fried teh Orc mechanic, just as he was starting the transmition overhaul. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-17-2005, 09:04 AM	#3
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, they accidentally rehired that same orc mechanic. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-17-2005, 09:58 AM	#5
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately the orc mechanic had a ravidly feminist girlfriend who, upset with the male dominant ethos in Middle-earth, decided to prove that women (orcs) can make a difference, and undertook to finish her ex (deceased) boyfriend's job. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-17-2005, 10:35 AM	#6
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunatley, she wasn't part of a union and was killed by a hammer too. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-17-2005, 12:15 PM	#7
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	LOL!!! Unfortunatly the hammar only made her mad. And (like all females {orcs}) blew her top and began chasing after Gandalf and Frodo away from Mt. Doom until they came to the Shire where she was killed by Tom Bombadill. Now the LOTR had to start over... __________________ "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien