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Anguirel · 12-12-2005, 01:00 PM

You have my effeminate quill!

Beorn. Pah. What a cop out. Now if he were spelt Bjuyrnye, I might give him some respect-but...Beorn? Gross anglicisation!

Besides, he plays tough, but in fact, he's a ghastly hippy. He mass-murders sentient beings happily while refusing to harm fluffy ickle bunny rabbits. Reminds me of animal rights activists and hunt saboteurs. He's an outre Seventies drip. Away with him!

Besides, he forms a genetic anomaly. He is clearly described as dark; his folk are related to the Rohirrim; but the Rohirrim are blonde.

The answer to the puzzle? He's dying his hair black out of vanity, and applying fake tan! Probably hypocritically produced with animal testing!

Down with this turnabout veggie psychopath before he hurts his fellow humans.

12-12-2005, 01:00 PM	#27
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	You have my effeminate quill! Beorn. Pah. What a cop out. Now if he were spelt Bjuyrnye, I might give him some respect-but...Beorn? Gross anglicisation! Besides, he plays tough, but in fact, he's a ghastly hippy. He mass-murders sentient beings happily while refusing to harm fluffy ickle bunny rabbits. Reminds me of animal rights activists and hunt saboteurs. He's an outre Seventies drip. Away with him! Besides, he forms a genetic anomaly. He is clearly described as dark; his folk are related to the Rohirrim; but the Rohirrim are blonde. The answer to the puzzle? He's dying his hair black out of vanity, and applying fake tan! Probably hypocritically produced with animal testing! Down with this turnabout veggie psychopath before he hurts his fellow humans. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso