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Old 12-09-2005, 10:26 PM   #1
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Day 11

Once again, things were very dull during the day. Now that people got their revenge for Thorin by voting off Bilbo, no one had anyone particular in mind. So, they went through the list and all were caught by surprise that Golfimbul still happened to be there. "What is he doing here?" they all asked. "I say we vote him out. I mean, come on!! His name was part of the inspiration to invent the game of golf!! And golf is such a dreadfully boring game!! I say we blame him for it!!" Bullroarer stated. "And he was killed by a Hobbit!!" Bolg said. "That is the hugest humiliation in all the lives of orcs!!!" That night, the voting went as thus:

Girion - 1
Golfimbul - 4
The Master - 2

"So, you want to get rid of Golfimbul, the greatest Orc leader that ever lived!?" asked an outraged Golfimbul. " All because I was the inspiration for the game of Golf!? How is that fair!?!? Tell me how that is fair!! Tell me, right now!! Tel-" he was cut short because at that precise moment, Bullroarer (who was sick and tired of him and his ranting) came up behind him and decapetated(sp?) him. "Well, now we have another inspiration for the game of golf!"

Contestants voted out:
Bofur
Ori
Durin (The first King Under the Mountain)
Nori
Fundin
Gandalf
Nain (father of Dain)
Bungo Bagins
Chief of Guards
Thorin
Bilbo
Golfimbul

The remaining contestants:

Dwarves
Balin
Bifur
Bombur
Dain
Dori
Dwalin
Fili
Gloin
Kili
Oin
Thrain (father of Thorin)
Thror (grandsire of Thorin)

Men/Elves
Bard
Beorn
Elrond
Galion (Elvenking's Butler)
Elvenking
The Master
Girion

Bad Guys
Azog
Bert
Bolg
Great Goblin
Chief Warg
Smaug
William
Tom

Others
Eagle Lord
Roac
Carc
Gollum
Necromancer
Belladonna Took
Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor)
Old Took

Day 12 starts now.
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Old 12-09-2005, 10:32 PM   #2
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Old 12-09-2005, 11:42 PM   #3
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Do we really need two ravens? Let's get rid of the dead one. He's starting to smell.

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Old 12-10-2005, 06:26 AM   #4
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Makes sense to me. Bleeding scavengers, I'd like to roast the both of them...

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Old 12-10-2005, 07:40 AM   #5
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Just get rid of him.
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Old 12-10-2005, 08:39 AM   #6
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There's been far too many days where he has been in second place now he will be first.
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Old 12-10-2005, 09:34 AM   #7
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Finally, it looks like we might have the support we need!

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Old 12-10-2005, 03:14 PM   #8
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Do we really need two ravens? Let's get rid of the dead one. He's starting to smell.
Sauce has a point there. There's only so much odor a Glade Plug-In can handle.

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Old 12-10-2005, 05:35 PM   #9
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Panman does have a good point and what is wrong with the master.
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Old 12-10-2005, 09:59 PM   #10
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Again!!! GRRR!! My parents really have to stop watching movies!!! I'll get the post up in a few minutes.
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Old 12-10-2005, 10:07 PM   #11
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Day 12

Day 12, there were only two people who everyone truly wanted gone. The Master, and Carc. "They're both useless!" everyone stated. "Well, I think Carc would be the better choice. He's really starting to stink!!!" someone said. "Besides, we only really need one raven! And his voice is really annoying me!!!" That night, the voting process went as follows:

The Master - 3
Carc - 6

"Fine be that way. But I can't leave. This is my island!!" Carc retaliated. "Well then, I have and idea!" Dwalin said. "What's that?" everyone asked. "Who wants roast raven for suppper!?!?"

Contestants voted out:
Bofur
Ori
Durin (The first King Under the Mountain)
Nori
Fundin
Gandalf
Nain (father of Dain)
Bungo Bagins
Chief of Guards
Thorin
Bilbo
Golfimbul
Carc

The remaining contestants:

Dwarves
Balin
Bifur
Bombur
Dain
Dori
Dwalin
Fili
Gloin
Kili
Oin
Thrain (father of Thorin)
Thror (grandsire of Thorin)

Men/Elves
Bard
Beorn
Elrond
Galion (Elvenking's Butler)
Elvenking
The Master
Girion

Bad Guys
Azog
Bert
Bolg
Great Goblin
Chief Warg
Smaug
William
Tom

Others
Eagle Lord
Roac
Gollum
Necromancer
Belladonna Took
Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor)
Old Took

Day 12 is over. Comence voting for Day 13 now.
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