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Day 11
Once again, things were very dull during the day. Now that people got their revenge for Thorin by voting off Bilbo, no one had anyone particular in mind. So, they went through the list and all were caught by surprise that Golfimbul still happened to be there. "What is he doing here?" they all asked. "I say we vote him out. I mean, come on!! His name was part of the inspiration to invent the game of golf!! And golf is such a dreadfully boring game!! I say we blame him for it!!" Bullroarer stated. "And he was killed by a Hobbit!!" Bolg said. "That is the hugest humiliation in all the lives of orcs!!!" That night, the voting went as thus:
Girion - 1 Golfimbul - 4 The Master - 2 "So, you want to get rid of Golfimbul, the greatest Orc leader that ever lived!?" asked an outraged Golfimbul. " All because I was the inspiration for the game of Golf!? How is that fair!?!? Tell me how that is fair!! Tell me, right now!! Tel-" he was cut short because at that precise moment, Bullroarer (who was sick and tired of him and his ranting) came up behind him and decapetated(sp?) him. "Well, now we have another inspiration for the game of golf!" Contestants voted out: Bofur Ori Durin (The first King Under the Mountain) Nori Fundin Gandalf Nain (father of Dain) Bungo Bagins Chief of Guards Thorin Bilbo Golfimbul The remaining contestants: Dwarves Balin Bifur Bombur Dain Dori Dwalin Fili Gloin Kili Oin Thrain (father of Thorin) Thror (grandsire of Thorin) Men/Elves Bard Beorn Elrond Galion (Elvenking's Butler) Elvenking The Master Girion Bad Guys Azog Bert Bolg Great Goblin Chief Warg Smaug William Tom Others Eagle Lord Roac Carc Gollum Necromancer Belladonna Took Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor) Old Took Day 12 starts now.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
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++The Master
I'm sick of The Master, "Master" my *beep*
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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Do we really need two ravens? Let's get rid of the dead one. He's starting to smell.
++CARC
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! |
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
Posts: 2,778
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Makes sense to me. Bleeding scavengers, I'd like to roast the both of them...
++CARC
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso |
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: far far away
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++THEMASTER
Just get rid of him.
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if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch |
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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++The Master
There's been far too many days where he has been in second place now he will be first.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: In a world grown ever smaller.
Posts: 678
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Finally, it looks like we might have the support we need!
++The Master
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I've got bridge club on Wednesday,
Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night! |
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Riveting Ribbiter
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Assigned to Mordor
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++CARC
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People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff. |
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: far far away
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--the master
++carc Panman does have a good point and what is wrong with the master.
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if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch |
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Energetic Essence
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Again!!! GRRR!! My parents really have to stop watching movies!!!
I'll get the post up in a few minutes.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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Day 12
Day 12, there were only two people who everyone truly wanted gone. The Master, and Carc. "They're both useless!" everyone stated. "Well, I think Carc would be the better choice. He's really starting to stink!!!" someone said. "Besides, we only really need one raven! And his voice is really annoying me!!!" That night, the voting process went as follows:
The Master - 3 Carc - 6 "Fine be that way. But I can't leave. This is my island!!" Carc retaliated. "Well then, I have and idea!" Dwalin said. "What's that?" everyone asked. "Who wants roast raven for suppper!?!?" Contestants voted out: Bofur Ori Durin (The first King Under the Mountain) Nori Fundin Gandalf Nain (father of Dain) Bungo Bagins Chief of Guards Thorin Bilbo Golfimbul Carc The remaining contestants: Dwarves Balin Bifur Bombur Dain Dori Dwalin Fili Gloin Kili Oin Thrain (father of Thorin) Thror (grandsire of Thorin) Men/Elves Bard Beorn Elrond Galion (Elvenking's Butler) Elvenking The Master Girion Bad Guys Azog Bert Bolg Great Goblin Chief Warg Smaug William Tom Others Eagle Lord Roac Gollum Necromancer Belladonna Took Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor) Old Took Day 12 is over. Comence voting for Day 13 now.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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