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mormegil · 12-07-2005, 05:35 PM

After Gollum's violent reaction Frodo must check for himself if his underarm odor is truly worse than Shelob's Lair.

Ordimor · 12-07-2005, 09:56 PM

Gollum - "Lord of the apes" finds difficulty in breaking the news to Frodo that Sam makes a better Jane!

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-08-2005, 12:43 AM

Gollum: Master must not look behind him!

Frodo: Why?

Gollum: Nasty grey man with no cloak!

Gurthang · 12-08-2005, 01:14 AM

(Notice that the person to the left appears to have a wand in his hand.)

Gollum: "Who's that, Preciouss?!"
Bilbo: "Yes, who exactly are you, and why are you in Gollum's cave?"
??????: "What? This is... Gollum's cave? Where is that?"
Bilbo: "Under the Misty Mountains, in Middle-Earth. Now who are you?"
??????: "Oh, Harry Potter, sir."
Bilbo: "Uhm... You're in the wrong story. In fact, the wrong world."
Harry: "Well, I followed my directions..."
Gollum: "Oh, did it ussse MapQuesst, Preciouss, did it?"
Harry: "Well, yes... I thought it would be easy."
Bilbo: "No! It will always lead you astray!"
Gollum: "Yess! We hatess MapQuesst, we doess!"

Lhunardawen · 12-08-2005, 02:29 AM

Gollum plays the title role in a twisted rendition of "Oedipus Rex."

Rimbaud · 12-08-2005, 07:52 AM

Gollum's fundamental inability to grasp Hide & Seek led to increasingly short games.

The Only Real Estel · 12-08-2005, 11:03 AM

Here in the middle of nowhere Frodo & Sam stumble across one of those fanatical Oakland Raiders fans.

12-07-2005, 05:35 PM	#1
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	After Gollum's violent reaction Frodo must check for himself if his underarm odor is truly worse than Shelob's Lair. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

12-07-2005, 09:56 PM	#2
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Gollum - "Lord of the apes" finds difficulty in breaking the news to Frodo that Sam makes a better Jane! __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

12-08-2005, 12:43 AM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sorry folks... Gollum: Master must not look behind him! Frodo: Why? Gollum: Nasty grey man with no cloak! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-08-2005, 01:14 AM	#4
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	(Notice that the person to the left appears to have a wand in his hand.) Gollum: "Who's that, Preciouss?!" Bilbo: "Yes, who exactly are you, and why are you in Gollum's cave?" ??????: "What? This is... Gollum's cave? Where is that?" Bilbo: "Under the Misty Mountains, in Middle-Earth. Now who are you?" ??????: "Oh, Harry Potter, sir." Bilbo: "Uhm... You're in the wrong story. In fact, the wrong world." Harry: "Well, I followed my directions..." Gollum: "Oh, did it ussse MapQuesst, Preciouss, did it?" Harry: "Well, yes... I thought it would be easy." Bilbo: "No! It will always lead you astray!" Gollum: "Yess! We hatess MapQuesst, we doess!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

12-08-2005, 02:29 AM	#5
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Gollum plays the title role in a twisted rendition of "Oedipus Rex."

12-08-2005, 07:52 AM	#6
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,062	Gollum's fundamental inability to grasp Hide & Seek led to increasingly short games.

12-08-2005, 11:03 AM	#7
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Here in the middle of nowhere Frodo & Sam stumble across one of those fanatical Oakland Raiders fans.