Be careful what you wish for...

[Farael]

Originally Posted by Ordimor

Bogus! I'd hate to think I killed this thread

Well, I'm still checking it out from time to time, but I have no idea how to grant your wish as I don't know what the heat/cold-mizer are! Perhaps you could consider wishing something else?

[arcticstorm]

your wish is granted, heat-mizer and cold-mizer are now middle earthen, Cold-mizser moved to mordor and froze Mt. Doom making the destruction of the ring impossible.

[Kitanna]

And your wish arcticstorm?

[arcticstorm]

oops, every time I post here I forget and usually edit before someone catches.
I wish that the Uruks captured Frodo, Grishnakh found the ring, and became the new Dark Lord

[Kitanna]

Originally Posted by arcticstorm

I wish that the Uruks captured Frodo, Grishnakh found the ring, and became the new Dark Lord

POOF! Grishnakh is the new Dark Lord. And what a Dark Lord he is. He makes Gollum his second in command, but this doesn't going over well because Gollum is always trying to cut off Grishnakh's hand while he's sleeping. So sick of it Grishnakh feeds Gollum to a pack of wild Hobbits.

I wish Tom Bombadil had kept the Ring when Frodo offered it.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Kitanna

I wish Tom Bombadil had kept the Ring when Frodo offered it.

Your wish is granted. However, he doesn’t think it’s a very good ring and one day sells it to some passing Black Riders. Middle Earth falls in a bout of flame and Tom is the only survivor and wanders the desolate globe alone. He eventually goes Mad and by the modern era has written a book called "The Lord of the Rings" under a different name, of course.

I wish Gondolin had not been destroyed.

[The Elf-warrior]

I wish Gondolin had not been destroyed.

Your wish is granted. Instead it was turned into a gigantic Orc nursery.

I wish that Samwise Gamgee had killed Shelob instead of just wounding her.

[Ordimor]

Originally Posted by Farael

Well, I'm still checking it out from time to time, but I have no idea how to grant your wish as I don't know what the heat/cold-mizer are! Perhaps you could consider wishing something else?

Farael, they are cartoon characters from the mid 70's American Christmas movie "The Year Without A Santa Claus". It's truly a classic done in the Rankin/Bass tradition.

Synopsis IMDB - "Mrs. Claus tells us about the time Santa had a bad cold and decided to take a vacation from Christmas. Two of his elves, Jingle Bells and Jangle Bells decided to go out (with Vixen) to find children to convince Santa that the Christmas spirit is still important to everybody else. But they have to get past Heat Miser and Snow Miser, first, before they land in Southtown, USA, where it never snows for Christmas. But the Miser Brothers can't agree to let it snow in Southtown. But Mrs. Santa knows their mom--Mother Nature."

The two characters are quite outrageous. I'd recommend it to anyone.