What do you "assign" to the Shire?

[Phervasaion]

I assign getting offers at universities after you've been nervously biting your nails for nearly 2 weeks and have just been wondering if no one wants you! Also, getting the offer from the one place you really want to go to!

*gulp* I am still waiting for mine... It isnt a good feeling, I know ...

Perhaps I would assign something simple, yet brilliant... Like taking part in sports(and winning)....