What do you assign to Mordor?

[Cailín]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

Now now now. There are stories to be told here. Out with 'em!

Hey, I'm trying to be nice and family friendly here.

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I would love to stay on topic but don't have anything to send to Mordor today. I'm in one of those strange, unusual and unnatural happy moods that are actually solely suited for toddler-television shows.

Edit: Oh, I did think of something! I send house mice to Mordor. I really do not understand why they would all come to my house for shelter this winter. Normally, I’d just get a cat, but my roommate’s allergic... Any other ideas as to how to drive out mice? Cause frankly, I’m close to the point where I give up, start taming them, dolling them up in cute little outfits and sing to them in a Cinderella-like manner.