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The Elf-warrior · 11-22-2005, 09:15 PM

Q: Who was Denethor?
A: Middle-earth's most famous charcoal maker.

Q: How was Legolas able to keep his hair in order?
A: Because Aragorn made Pippin Legolas's slave after he caught him rummaging through his loveletters from Arwen.

Q: Why didn't the sons of Feanor forget their oath and save Middle-earth a lot of trouble?
A: Because they bet big money that they would get the Silmarils back.

Q: Why didn't the Eagles take the Ring and destroy it?
A: Because they were on strike.

Q: Why did both the Barrow-wight and the Witch-King at the battle of Pellenor Fields have visible eyes?
A: Because the Barrow-wight made the Witch-King moderater of the Ego forum.

11-22-2005, 09:15 PM	#4
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Q: Who was Denethor? A: Middle-earth's most famous charcoal maker. Q: How was Legolas able to keep his hair in order? A: Because Aragorn made Pippin Legolas's slave after he caught him rummaging through his loveletters from Arwen. Q: Why didn't the sons of Feanor forget their oath and save Middle-earth a lot of trouble? A: Because they bet big money that they would get the Silmarils back. Q: Why didn't the Eagles take the Ring and destroy it? A: Because they were on strike. Q: Why did both the Barrow-wight and the Witch-King at the battle of Pellenor Fields have visible eyes? A: Because the Barrow-wight made the Witch-King moderater of the Ego forum. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.