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Old 11-16-2005, 01:03 AM   #40
The 1,000 Reader
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
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The 1,000 Reader is still gossiping in the Green Dragon.
I found this one somewhere else. I can't remember where, though. Sorry if this is old.

(Gollum is dancing at the Crack of Doom.)

Sam: Why isn't he falling off like in the books?

Frodo: Well, it looks like I'll have to push him in.

Sam: Mr. Frodo, make it look like your fighting him for the Ring.

Frodo: Why?

Sam: For the audience, Mr. Frodo.

Frodo: Ah, yes. The audience. (Goes and fights Gollum.)
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