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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
Posts: 2,254
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Unfortunately, Tolkien suddenly had a fatal heart attack just as he was about to begin writing and LOTR never happened.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
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Fortunately, he possessed his own body and wrote his books, with no one ever realizing that he had died.
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains |
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Laconic Loreman
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Unfortunately, Christopher Tolkien feared his dad was possessed by a demon so he called in a Holy Man to perform and exorcism.
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Everlasting Whiteness
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Fortunately it didn't work.
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” |
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Energetic Essence
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Unfortunately, it was because the Holy Man was a fraud. Christopher than called in a real Holy Man.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
Posts: 2,254
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Fortunately, this Holy Man was devoured by evil squirrels.
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Odinic Wanderer
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Unfortunately, real Holy Men allways come in pairs so there was still one left to preform the exorcism. . .
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