Middle Earth Tech Support

[Valesse]

Automated Message: You've reached the SeeingStone service line. Please hold while an employee reconnects you.
Saruman: ...reconnects?

*click*

Saruman: ... (dials again)
Automated Message: You've reached the SeeingStone service line. Please hold until one of our technicians is able to answer your call. Your call is important to us! Someone will be by shortly...
(twenty minutes later)
Techie: Hello this is Jeremy, how can I help you?
Saruman: Thank Eru! Hello I'm having a problem with my palantir.
Techie: Pal..um..Alan..
Saruman: Palantir. It isn't focusing and the color fizzles a bunch...
Techie: ant...antier? Pal-alan-ant-antier... Let me see if we stock those.
Saruman: ...what do you mean stock those? Thats all you sell!
(Techie has left the phone... this becomes obvious after a few moments. Returns.)
Saruman sighs: Look I'm suppose to be in an Arda-Net meeting with a moody Maia in a few hours and I want to get this fixed ASAP.
Techie: I thought you said you had a pal-alan-ant-antier...
Saruman: ...What?
Techie: Thats what you said... You didn't mention anything about an "Asap", but since we're a company based on consumer service I'll go check in the back for you!
Saruman: NO! Quit that! I don't want anything checked! Just t--
Techie: Oh... alright then... it was a pleasure doing business with you!

*click*

Saruman: ...