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The Only Real Estel · 11-08-2005, 10:23 PM

To say that filming the three Lord of the Rings movies had taken a tole on PJ would be an understatement...

Valesse · 11-08-2005, 11:19 PM

Uruk: One... Two... Three... Twenty-seven...
Boromir: Hey! No fair! Count correctly, you.
Uruk: Twenty-eight... Twent-
Boromir: You're peaking!
Uruk: GRRR! I never even liked this game! *shoots*

OR

He used Crest White Strips! Shouldn't you?

OR

The Classic Uruk poker face. Go ahead... just tell him he is bluffing.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-09-2005, 12:58 AM

Eowyn in the morning.

Gothmog · 11-09-2005, 05:00 AM

The new chemistry teacher was a clumsy one

OR

Orcs aren't famous for their good looks, but the baldness running in his family was almost too much for Ugluk.

OR

Imagine this: Frodo slips his ring on to his finger just before the orcs arrive at Amon Hen
Orc: Alright, who did that? Who poked me in my eye?
Invisible voice: thihihi
Orc: Ouch! That hurts! I'll get you you....*grabs nearest orc and rips his head off*

OR the truth:

Me in the morning

Holbytlass · 11-09-2005, 05:24 AM

Ugluk's only 20?! Ooh, he needs to moisturize!!

SamwiseGamgee · 11-09-2005, 06:55 AM

Ugluk: Me, in Minas Tirith all girls school, at 2am on a Saturday morning? Inconceivable!

Morsul the Dark · 11-09-2005, 08:23 AM

Charactor offscreen:Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of edleberries!

ugluk is confused by the guard-of-orthanc's taunt

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-09-2005, 09:16 AM

Ugluk didn't know how to react when asked, "Are you really evil?"

OR

Ugluk: I am Ugluk! I instruct. No that’s no good. I am Ugluk! I order. No that’s no good either.

It took him 4 hours to think of “I command”

Formendacil · 11-09-2005, 11:41 AM

Ugluk gets his picture taken for the cover of TIME magazine.

Maeggaladiel · 11-09-2005, 12:09 PM

When his own troops started laughing at him, Ugluk knew it was time to do something about his Uruk Pattern Baldness.

mormegil · 11-09-2005, 01:07 PM

Ugluk: Yarrr Matey!!!

Gurthang · 11-09-2005, 02:56 PM

A winking orc is not a pretty sight.

OR

Ugluk is going to try Rogain. This is his 'Before' picture.

OR

Ugluk(to the breakdancing orcs): "You call that break-dancing, you maggots! If you don't keep in step I'll break you!"

OR

When Ugluk made this face, he broke every mirror within a mile radius.

The Only Real Estel · 11-09-2005, 05:44 PM

Apparently the Entwives weren't as attractive as Treebeard remembered them being.

luthien-elvenprincess · 11-09-2005, 06:36 PM

The romantic-minded young orc threw off quite a smug grin when he finally got his steely-gray jacket the same shade of his steely-gray skin. Oh, yes...he was going to score big with the ladies at the disco tonight! No more upstaging by that pretentious show-off Boromir tonight!

Gil-Galad · 11-09-2005, 08:10 PM

"no no no, back of your throat, Arrrrgggh"

The Only Real Estel · 11-09-2005, 10:05 PM

Hot ticket to the new band Funky Fellowship's first concert: $90

Overpriced bottle of Orc Draught: $39

Broken limb thanks to unwise body surfing: $2,600 doctor fee

Having your left eye blinded when one of the band members uncloaked: priceless.

*MallornCard and its uses are registered trademarks of the esteemed Nilpaurion Felagund and are not to be used without his consent...except in this case.

Lhunardawen · 11-10-2005, 01:04 AM

Ugluk's 'before' picture in a hair grower ad.

Or to pick off Gurthang:

When Ugluk made this face, time stood still.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 11-10-2005, 06:15 AM

This is why Ulmo prefers to stay incorporeal.

This is also why he's unmarried.

Thinlómien · 11-10-2005, 01:06 PM

What our Beloved Undertaker (a.k.a. The Barrow-Wight) looks like in real life. I don't wonder we're all dead.

Beanamir of Gondor · 11-10-2005, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Only Real Estel

Hot ticket to the new band Funky Fellowship's first concert: $90

Overpriced bottle of Orc Draught: $39

Broken limb thanks to unwise body surfing: $2,600 doctor fee

Having your left eye blinded when one of the band members uncloaked: priceless.

Ugluk: [thinking] Mmm, Ugluk has never seen this much of Gandalf the Wizard. Ugluk likes this!

mormegil · 11-11-2005, 12:24 AM

10 seconds after this photo was taken of Ugluk winking he lay dead from decapitation.

Apparently Gimli didn't take too kindly to his advance.

The Only Real Estel · 11-11-2005, 10:17 AM

This is what I think Donald Trump will look like in the future...like two years from now.

11-08-2005, 10:23 PM	#1
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Ugluk pic To say that filming the three Lord of the Rings movies had taken a tole on PJ would be an understatement...

11-08-2005, 11:19 PM	#2
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Uruk: One... Two... Three... Twenty-seven... Boromir: Hey! No fair! Count correctly, you. Uruk: Twenty-eight... Twent- Boromir: You're peaking! Uruk: GRRR! I never even liked this game! shoots OR He used Crest White Strips! Shouldn't you? OR The Classic Uruk poker face. Go ahead... just tell him he is bluffing. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-09-2005, 12:58 AM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Eowyn in the morning. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-09-2005, 05:00 AM	#4
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	The new chemistry teacher was a clumsy one OR Orcs aren't famous for their good looks, but the baldness running in his family was almost too much for Ugluk. OR Imagine this: Frodo slips his ring on to his finger just before the orcs arrive at Amon Hen Orc: Alright, who did that? Who poked me in my eye? Invisible voice: thihihi Orc: Ouch! That hurts! I'll get you you....grabs nearest orc and rips his head off OR the truth: Me in the morning __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker... Last edited by Gothmog; 11-09-2005 at 05:56 AM.

11-09-2005, 05:24 AM	#5
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Ugluk's only 20?! Ooh, he needs to moisturize!! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

11-09-2005, 06:55 AM	#6
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Ugluk: Me, in Minas Tirith all girls school, at 2am on a Saturday morning? Inconceivable! __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

11-09-2005, 08:23 AM	#7
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Charactor offscreen:Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of edleberries! ugluk is confused by the guard-of-orthanc's taunt __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

11-09-2005, 09:16 AM	#8
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Ugluk didn't know how to react when asked, "Are you really evil?" OR Ugluk: I am Ugluk! I instruct. No that’s no good. I am Ugluk! I order. No that’s no good either. It took him 4 hours to think of “I command” __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-09-2005, 11:41 AM	#9
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	Ugluk gets his picture taken for the cover of TIME magazine. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

11-09-2005, 12:09 PM	#10
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	When his own troops started laughing at him, Ugluk knew it was time to do something about his Uruk Pattern Baldness. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

11-09-2005, 01:07 PM	#11
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Ugluk: Yarrr Matey!!! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

11-09-2005, 02:56 PM	#12
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	A winking orc is not a pretty sight. OR Ugluk is going to try Rogain. This is his 'Before' picture. OR Ugluk(to the breakdancing orcs): "You call that break-dancing, you maggots! If you don't keep in step I'll break you!" OR When Ugluk made this face, he broke every mirror within a mile radius. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

11-09-2005, 05:44 PM	#13
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Apparently the Entwives weren't as attractive as Treebeard remembered them being.

11-09-2005, 06:36 PM	#14
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	The romantic-minded young orc threw off quite a smug grin when he finally got his steely-gray jacket the same shade of his steely-gray skin. Oh, yes...he was going to score big with the ladies at the disco tonight! No more upstaging by that pretentious show-off Boromir tonight! __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

11-09-2005, 08:10 PM	#15
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	"no no no, back of your throat, Arrrrgggh" __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

11-09-2005, 10:05 PM	#16
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	*MallornCard Ad Hot ticket to the new band Funky Fellowship's first concert: $90 Overpriced bottle of Orc Draught: $39 Broken limb thanks to unwise body surfing: $2,600 doctor fee Having your left eye blinded when one of the band members uncloaked*: priceless. MallornCard and its uses are registered trademarks of the esteemed Nilpaurion Felagund and are not to be used without his consent...except in this case.

11-10-2005, 01:04 AM	#17
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Ugluk's 'before' picture in a hair grower ad. Or to pick off Gurthang: When Ugluk made this face, time stood still. Last edited by Lhunardawen; 11-10-2005 at 01:08 AM.

11-10-2005, 06:15 AM	#18
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Secrets of a Vala Revealed, Part II. This is why Ulmo prefers to stay incorporeal. This is also why he's unmarried. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

11-10-2005, 01:06 PM	#19
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	What our Beloved Undertaker (a.k.a. The Barrow-Wight) looks like in real life. I don't wonder we're all dead. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

11-11-2005, 12:24 AM	#21
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	At the disco 10 seconds after this photo was taken of Ugluk winking he lay dead from decapitation. Apparently Gimli didn't take too kindly to his advance. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

11-11-2005, 10:17 AM	#22
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	This is what I think Donald Trump will look like in the future...like two years from now.