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Boromir88 · 11-08-2005, 06:02 AM

Aragorn: Look at those swallows.

Merry: African or European?

Aragorn: Egh, I don't know.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 11-08-2005, 07:37 AM

Mery and 'Gorn wanted to help in the War, they really did; but what could they do? They were just heads on sticks...

Meela · 11-08-2005, 08:11 AM

Aragorn and Merry successfully engineered Gandalf's departure for Minas Tirith to coincide with Eowyn's morning sunbathing session.

Lalwendë · 11-08-2005, 09:46 AM

Aragorn and Merry, big fans of The Kaiser Chiefs, try to climb the fence and sneak in for free at Glastonbury 2005.

OR

Assured by Aragorn that dead Ent wood would make effective wings, Merry was a keen participant in the Bognor Birdman competition.

Thinlómien · 11-08-2005, 09:57 AM

Merry (singing): Someday my prince will come...
Aragorn: I can see him. On a big white horse.
Merry: Oh! Where?!
Aragorn: Don't you see him? Over there galloping away with Pippin...
Merry: *sigh*

Gothmog · 11-08-2005, 10:41 AM

Aragorn: See that, Merry? What do you think it is?
Merry: A cloud?
Aragorn: Maybe (whispering) but if it is it's moving fast and against the wind...
Merry: So what do you think it is then?
Aragorn: I don't know but I suspect...yes it looks like...Yes, it's one of my more irritating ancestors Earendil out on his annual cruise back to earth.

(an even worse continuation)

Merry: Why don't you like him? He seems like a jolly fellow!
Aragorn: Let's just say he has a lot of high-flying plans. Not a down to earth guy if I may say so. He has his head up in the clouds.

OOHhhhhhh...*Groan*

Maeggaladiel · 11-08-2005, 11:39 AM

"Ms. Baaaggginss!!! Can Frodo come out to play?"

OR

The Annual Rohirric Puppet Show just wasn't the same after Sam made off with all the puppets. Still, the Fellowship tried to make do with what they had.

OR

Eowyn didn't know who kept breaking her backyard fence, or why. All she knew was that some day she'd find the little bleeder and make him pay. That was why she coated the fenceposts with super glue.

11-08-2005, 06:02 AM	#1
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Aragorn: Look at those swallows. Merry: African or European? Aragorn: Egh, I don't know. __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-08-2005, 07:37 AM	#2
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Mery and 'Gorn wanted to help in the War, they really did; but what could they do? They were just heads on sticks... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

11-08-2005, 08:11 AM	#3
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Aragorn and Merry successfully engineered Gandalf's departure for Minas Tirith to coincide with Eowyn's morning sunbathing session. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

11-08-2005, 09:46 AM	#4
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Aragorn and Merry, big fans of The Kaiser Chiefs, try to climb the fence and sneak in for free at Glastonbury 2005. OR Assured by Aragorn that dead Ent wood would make effective wings, Merry was a keen participant in the Bognor Birdman competition. __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-08-2005, 09:57 AM	#5
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Merry (singing): Someday my prince will come... Aragorn: I can see him. On a big white horse. Merry: Oh! Where?! Aragorn: Don't you see him? Over there galloping away with Pippin... Merry: sigh __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

11-08-2005, 10:41 AM	#6
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Aragorn: See that, Merry? What do you think it is? Merry: A cloud? Aragorn: Maybe (whispering) but if it is it's moving fast and against the wind... Merry: So what do you think it is then? Aragorn: I don't know but I suspect...yes it looks like...Yes, it's one of my more irritating ancestors Earendil out on his annual cruise back to earth. (an even worse continuation) Merry: Why don't you like him? He seems like a jolly fellow! Aragorn: Let's just say he has a lot of high-flying plans. Not a down to earth guy if I may say so. He has his head up in the clouds. OOHhhhhhh...Groan __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

11-08-2005, 11:39 AM	#7
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	"Ms. Baaaggginss!!! Can Frodo come out to play?" OR The Annual Rohirric Puppet Show just wasn't the same after Sam made off with all the puppets. Still, the Fellowship tried to make do with what they had. OR Eowyn didn't know who kept breaking her backyard fence, or why. All she knew was that some day she'd find the little bleeder and make him pay. That was why she coated the fenceposts with super glue. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.