What do you assign to Mordor?

[Cailín]

People who can't comprehend that two people of opposite genders can be friends with out being romantically interested in each other. If I had a dollar for every time somebody asked if one of my male friends was my boyfriend, I'd be a very rich girl.

Yes, yes, I second that. Likewise, I would like to assign that particular friend of the opposite gender who just cannot seem to perceive what being in a platonic relationship entails. Just for a short, educational period that is.

And I would like to assign plumbers who have no idea what they're doing and make giant holes in your floor and ceiling for no apparent reason.

University is just the wrong time to fall in love.

But how could you last through all those years without falling in love?