What do you assign to Mordor?

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Oooh, you just wait for this new piece of disgruntlement. And it's not even for the RP, it's because I'm actually disgruntled! Our showers were perfect! Blasting hot with the kind of pressure that could relax the knotted muscles of a gorilla. And yet, mysteriously, our water pressure has disappeared. When it takes at least ten minutes to rinse shoulder length hair, and that's with conscious effort involved... and when, completely inexplicably, your shower turns cold half way through it and then mysteriously turns burning hot... way to start the day. I assign mysteriously tempermental, though once perfect, showers.