Be careful what you wish for...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish that Gandalf had turned Grima into a worm.

Granted. But no one seems to notice the difference.

I wish the Witch King's crown was shaped like a hot hat.

[Bergil]

excuse me, I meant zzzap. your wish is granted. the witch-king's crown is now a hot hat. unfortunately, the hat is so hot that whenever he tries to put it on, he drops it on his toes.

I wish that the barrow-downs in the book were replaced by our barrow-downs

[Glirdan]

I wish that the barrow-downs in the book were replaced by our barrow-downs

Your wish is granted. The Barrow-Downs from the book with all the dead green guys gets replaced by our Barrow-Downs that contain more green guys and girls. But they're more chatty than the old Wights and they drove Frodo into insanity and was never rescued by Tom and the Ring was eventually found by the Ring-Wraiths.

I wish that the Ring-Wraiths worked for the good guys.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish that the Ring-Wraiths worked for the good guys.

Granted. But they use the language of Orthank. And help means hinder and saving means slaying. So things go a little wrong.

I wish Gandalf was not so hated by Denethor.

[Boromir88]

I wish Gandalf was not so hated by Denethor.

I grant you wish, Gandalf and Denethor are best friends, Gandalf now assists Denethor in killing Faramir.

I wish Jackson would have kept Arwen at Helm's Deep

[The 1,000 Reader]

Originally Posted by Boromir88

I wish Jackson would have kept Arwen at Helm's Deep

Granted. However, to balance this out, Saruman goes to Helm's Deep. Saruman knocks the old man's arrow away from his uruk-hai with staff, like what Gandalf did to Legolas' arrow, and the arrow flies into Arwen's head, killing her. Aragorn is distrought and, unable to lead his forces correctly, Helm's Deep is lost.

I wish Legolas got Gimil a box to stand on at Helm's Deep.

[Valesse]

Originally Posted by The 1,000 Reader

I wish Legolas got Gimil a box to stand on at Helm's Deep.

Wouldn't you know it? Yet another fairie is having a rather rough day with her little sinuses and sneezes up another wish....on your shoulder. Yucky...

Legolas is a gentle..elf and gives Gimli a box to stand on before the battle of Helms Deep BUT during the intense battle a ladder knocks Gimli off of the box and he suffers from some might Middle Earth back pain. Not only that, but now the invaiding orcs have a cute, bulky-bearded step way down off the wall.

Later in the onslaught, the box provided goes flying with explosions (provided) and lands on Snowmane's head and renders the poor Merah unconcious. Snowmane sues Theoden for unsafe working conditions and, with a short but sweet background in how government runs, runs off to Rome (..and Roman times, I guess...)to become Caligua's horse*.

*History!: Caligua nearly made his horse a Senator of Rome. (Thankies for the pointer Kitanna!)

It is my deepest desire that orcs develop worker unions in the years prior to the War of the Ring.