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AbercrombieOfRohan · 10-24-2005, 07:42 PM

One day, Malkatoj said, "Tar-Ancalime dear,
I must go out and leave you here.
But mind now, Tari, what I say,
Don't live with werewolves and villagers while I'm away.
The great evil wolves always come
To little girls that play with them.
And ere they dream what they're about
They take their great long claws out
And cuts their thumbs clean off, - and then
You know, they never grow again."
Malka had scarcely turn'd her back,
The chick had moved, alack! alack!

The village voted and in they ran,
To attack the guilty, their newest sovereign
Oh! children, see! the village chose
And caught an innocent, woe of woes!

The torturous punishment began
Scissors were decided to be the newest plan.
Snip! Snap! Snip! the scissors go;
And Tar Ancalime cries out - Oh! Oh! Oh!
Snip! Snap! Snip! They go so fast;
Then both her thumbs are off at last.
Malka's ghost comes home; there Ancalime's body lands,
And looks quite sad, and shows her hands;-
"Ah!" said Malka "I knew they'd come
To those who live with paranoid chums!"

ALIVE:
Wilwarin538, f. that crazy girl who wants to be a butterfly
WaynetheGoblin. Scientist.
Sleepy Ranger. Explorer from out of town who gets stuck in Lower Tadfield.
Eonwe. Friendly undertaker.
Holbytlass, f. tanner.
THE Ka. Ophelious Philosopher.

DEAD:
Malkatoj (mod) Eaten by one-winged Balrog or Wolf or Something, Night 1
AbercrombieOfRohan (backup mod) Eaten by one-winged Balrog or Wolf or Something, Night 1
Glirdan (ordinary) Shot with a 24-carat gold bullet on DAY one.
Márcolië Lamen (Shelob/Mytho) Vanished from ever having existed in Lower Tadfield on DAY one.
Gurthang (ordinary) Mauled by werewolves on NIGHT two.
Rune Son of Bjarne (wolf) Blasted to shreds by a Tactical Cheese Nuke, DAY two.
Kitanna (ranger) Killed...eaten? by wolves, NIGHT three.
Bergil (ordinary) shot with 13 mirror-shard-coated black cats that screamed MACBETH while having ladders dropped on his head on DAY three.
Sotty (hunter) Eaten by Wolves on NIGHT four.
Hiriel (ordinary) Eaten by Sotty on NIGHT four.
Tar-Ancalime (ordinary) Cut with scissors by an angry lynch mob on DAY four.

Wolves PM and Seer PM.

10-24-2005, 07:42 PM	#22
AbercrombieOfRohan Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 311	The Story of Tar-Ancalime, the first Ruling Queen One day, Malkatoj said, "Tar-Ancalime dear, I must go out and leave you here. But mind now, Tari, what I say, Don't live with werewolves and villagers while I'm away. The great evil wolves always come To little girls that play with them. And ere they dream what they're about They take their great long claws out And cuts their thumbs clean off, - and then You know, they never grow again." Malka had scarcely turn'd her back, The chick had moved, alack! alack! The village voted and in they ran, To attack the guilty, their newest sovereign Oh! children, see! the village chose And caught an innocent, woe of woes! The torturous punishment began Scissors were decided to be the newest plan. Snip! Snap! Snip! the scissors go; And Tar Ancalime cries out - Oh! Oh! Oh! Snip! Snap! Snip! They go so fast; Then both her thumbs are off at last. Malka's ghost comes home; there Ancalime's body lands, And looks quite sad, and shows her hands;- "Ah!" said Malka "I knew they'd come To those who live with paranoid chums!" ALIVE: Wilwarin538, f. that crazy girl who wants to be a butterfly WaynetheGoblin. Scientist. Sleepy Ranger. Explorer from out of town who gets stuck in Lower Tadfield. Eonwe. Friendly undertaker. Holbytlass, f. tanner. THE Ka. Ophelious Philosopher. DEAD: Malkatoj (mod) Eaten by one-winged Balrog or Wolf or Something, Night 1 AbercrombieOfRohan (backup mod) Eaten by one-winged Balrog or Wolf or Something, Night 1 Glirdan (ordinary) Shot with a 24-carat gold bullet on DAY one. Márcolië Lamen (Shelob/Mytho) Vanished from ever having existed in Lower Tadfield on DAY one. Gurthang (ordinary) Mauled by werewolves on NIGHT two. Rune Son of Bjarne (wolf) Blasted to shreds by a Tactical Cheese Nuke, DAY two. Kitanna (ranger) Killed...eaten? by wolves, NIGHT three. Bergil (ordinary) shot with 13 mirror-shard-coated black cats that screamed MACBETH while having ladders dropped on his head on DAY three. Sotty (hunter) Eaten by Wolves on NIGHT four. Hiriel (ordinary) Eaten by Sotty on NIGHT four. Tar-Ancalime (ordinary) Cut with scissors by an angry lynch mob on DAY four. Wolves PM and Seer PM.