Be careful what you wish for...

[HerenIstarion]

I wish Turin hadn't killed Beleg

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, I can't think of anything more unfortunate that what befell Turin afterwards, so all ended well. At least, better than it actually did.


I wish Ar-Pharazon had a diving suit and, sea scooter and fuel supply to last him for several thousand nautical miles

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish Ar-Pharazon had a diving suit and, sea scooter and fuel supply to last him for several thousand nautical miles.

Granted! But he forgets to wear them when he does diving and subsequently drowns.

I wish Bilbo had done more fighting in the Battle of five armies.

[HerenIstarion]

I wish Bilbo had done more fighting in the Battle of five armies

Granted. Bilbo goes berserk and takes out six hundred and one warg, four hundred sixty four goblins, seventy two hobgoblings and a half an ork (only half, as another half simultaneously falls into a precipice, cut by its own scimitar by accident) single-handed. Also, being a perfect marksman after the fashion of his kind, he spits down seven hundred and three bats. The rest of the five armies are so amazed to see such a fury, they stay stupefied and do no more than gaping at one who was previously thought of as 'that burglar dwarves have'. After Bilbo is exhausted, the antagonists make a truce never to make war with hobbits nearby. Unfortunately, Sauron learns about hobbits and their importance earlier, bides his time until Bilbo The Furious (as he is known after the battle) turns 111 and leaves the Shire and moves his main force against the Shire instead of Gondor. Ring is captured, and despite Bilbo's last stand in Imladris, dark years return to Middle Earth...

I wish Queen Beruthiel would have had dogs

[Eorl of Rohan]

Originally Posted by HerenIstarion

I wish Queen Beruthiel would have had dogs

Your wish is granted. Beruthiel no longer keeps cats, but instead decides that she likes malteses and toy poodles better. Everyone knows what fabulously great and happy results had that change of history has wrought - her canine pets, and Fenny (My toy poodle, the only one white, set to torment the other dogs), unfortunately were more protective of their mistress than would've the cats, and therefore Queen Beruthiel didn't get exiled but continued to terrorize her territory until they were all wiped out by Rabies. The results were only fabulously great and happy to the Haradrim, the only race that lived to tell this tale.

I wish Manwe and Mandos and Ulmo waged war on each other.

[HerenIstarion]

I wish Manwe and Mandos and Ulmo waged war on each other

Your wish is granted. They play Rock, Paper, Scissors, and Mandos wins. The losing two are kept in his halls until the end of Arda.

I wish Palantiri had remote controls

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish Palantiri had remote controls

Granted. They now have remote controls so Saruman drives his around his room all day and night as he lost his remote control car years ago. He ends up killing Gandalf by leaving it on the stairs.

I wish Orthank was made of fangs, to go with the name Mount Fang.

[Glirdan]

ZAAP!! Whish Granted. Orthanc became Mount Fang and Mount Doom became Mount Zoom. Since Mount Zoom went so fast, it couldn't see where it was going and crashed into Mount Fang which brought it's early demise. Unfortunately, Mount Fang lost all appetitie for anything else and turned back into Orthanc, with Saruman imprisoned in it.

I Turgon would have been the first High King of the Noldor.

[The Elf-warrior]

I wish the winged steeds the Nazgûl used were really stupid and kept trying eat the Nazgûl.

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately one of the steeds dropped the Witch-King into the Dead Marshes. He found Frodo, Sam, and Gollum and brought them to an Orc patrol after removing the One Ring. They all went to Barad-Dur, where the Hobbits were tortured for years. With the power of the Ring Sauron conquered all of Middle-Earth and ruled it for thousands of years.

I wish that Theoden had survived the War of the Ring.

[The 1,000 Reader]

Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

I wish that Theoden had survived the War of the Ring.

Granted. Aragorn dies in his place, and without a brave and noble king to lead them, Gondor does not go to the Black Gate, thus causing problems for Frodo and Sam. Luckily, Rohan still goes and buys enough time for the ring to be destroyed, although Eomer and most of Rohan's army die in battle.


I wish that we knew more about the powers of the ainur.

[Valesse]

Originally Posted by The 1,000 Reader

I wish that we knew more about the powers of the ainur.

Wish Granted! But upon hearing the distance calls of Ulmo's mighty horns his deep and terrible music most literally blows you and your fellow's minds. Or all at once we fall into a mighty, incurable depression while empathizing with Nienna, and Middle Earth becomes rid of Zoloft...thus making Frodo unable to function and/or destroy the ring of power. Poof! Sauron's back in action!

I wish to see an "All Elven" travelling circus act!

[Kitanna]

Originally Posted by Valesse

I wish to see an "All Elven" travelling circus act!

Children of all ages gather 'round! Valesse's wish has been granted!
Middle-Earth becomes home to an "All Elven" circus and Elrond is the ring master. Galadriel wows the crowd with her trained poodles. Celeborn is the lion tamer. Glorifindel is the tight-rope walker. And Arwen juggles Hobbits. It is quite the sight to see.

I wish it was possible to have Hobbits as pets.