Be careful what you wish for...

[The 1,000 Reader]

I wish Theoden never died.

Granted. Eowyn is killed in his place, thus allowing the Morgul Lord to survive and cause large amounts of damage on the battlefield and lead the orcs of Minas Morgul to victory. The Witch-King is slain when the ring is destroyed, however, since Eru took pity for the hobbits.

I wish the Eye of Sauron could see better.