Be careful what you wish for...

[Eorl of Rohan]

Originally Posted by HerenIstarion

I wish Frodo had a helicopter

Great, Frodo now has a helicopter! After volunteering at Elrond's council, he immediately makes use of it to fly up to the top of Mount Doom, drops the ring into the pit of fire, and then there's no story and therefore no Barrow-Downs and therefore this thread does not exist, and therefore there are too many therefores so that the subscription for this non-existent thread becomes immensely valuable to the eyes of crazy barrow-downers and collectors.

My dog wishes that she could eat lembas.

PS. She's currently nosing me for food.