Be careful what you wish for...

[Gil-Galad]

Originally Posted by Gothmog

I wish the Ring was made of Winegum

your wish is granted, The Ring was much sought as being the one winegum to rule them all, but as the years go older, the Winegum got stale and harder, so everyone forgot about it and bought Reese Peanut Butter Cups and there was no story left to make LOTR's trilogy


I wish that all the weapons were switched around (Legolas gets Axe, Aragorn gets bow etc.)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish that all the weapons were switched around (Legolas gets Axe, Aragorn gets bow etc.)

With a ping and a gong the wish was granted! However, Frodo now gets the saucepans and The Saucepan man chases him as he had stolen one of his favourites. Frodo then falls of the edge of a cliff and the ring is taken by The Barrow Wight! draw your own conclusions.

I wish that there were jelly babies in Middle Earth!

[The Elf-warrior]

I wish that there were jelly babies in Middle Earth!

Your wish is granted. But they work for Sauron and killed Eowyn and Merry at the Battle of Pellenor Fields before they had a chance to kill the Witch-King.

I wish that Tirion was really made of tuna.

[Boromir88]

I wish that Tirion was really made of tuna.

Your wish is granted, but the Middle-earth diet consists of purely tuna, and it took so much Tuna to build Tirion, everyone ended up starving.

I wish Aragorn would take a bath for once

[Eorl of Rohan]

Originally Posted by Boromir88

I wish Aragorn would take a bath for once

Your wish is granted! Aragorn now takes a bath - on which, Bilbo sues Aragorn for infringing the copyright of his bath song. However, Aragorn puts pressure on the courtroom judges so that his request for a trial is denied. Bilbo in a fit of rage breaks into Aragorn's bath-chamber, and drowns him in soapy water while humming to the tune - Ho! For the warm bath at the End of Day(s)! Of course, his prediction is fulfilled.

I wish Gil-Galad would post after me. Yay! It happened.

EDIT: That way, everything works out quite well.

[Gil-Galad]

Originally Posted by Boromir88

I wish Aragorn would take a bath for once

your wish is granted. though after Aragorn took a bath, his ratings fell and he lost the gondor Idol title, ironically Gimli was second place so he became the new King of Gondor and married Arwen and had 3 beauitful childeren, Immanuel, Joespeh and Supa Fly.


I wish that the Elves were actually Santa's Little Elves

:Cross Posted... well go with mine cause its actually a wish :

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish that the Elves were actually Santa's Little Elves

Your wish is granted. Although, Feanor thinks that Santa is a tyrant and so raises up an army ageist him and there are no more toys for the Children. Well done.

I wish that Tom Bombadill would release an LP of his best songs.

[Celuien]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish that Tom Bombadill would release an LP of his best songs.

Your wish is granted. Tom releases his recording and it is played over loudspeakers that can be heard from Harad to the Grey Havens 24 hours a day. Unfortunately, the incessant ring-a-ding-dillos drive everyone within earshot to insanity, so the citizens of Middle-earth smash all copies of the recording and exile Tom to unknown lands in the East.

I wish Moria was an amusement park.

[The Elf-warrior]

Originally Posted by Eorl of Rohan

I wish Aragorn was immortal.

Your wish is granted. But the reason why he was immortal was because he had the One Ring and became a wraith.

I wish Turin hadn't killed Beleg.

[HerenIstarion]

I wish Turin hadn't killed Beleg

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, I can't think of anything more unfortunate that what befell Turin afterwards, so all ended well. At least, better than it actually did.


I wish Ar-Pharazon had a diving suit and, sea scooter and fuel supply to last him for several thousand nautical miles

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish Ar-Pharazon had a diving suit and, sea scooter and fuel supply to last him for several thousand nautical miles.

Granted! But he forgets to wear them when he does diving and subsequently drowns.

I wish Bilbo had done more fighting in the Battle of five armies.

[morwen edhelwen]

Oh.. um... well... I wish I could see what would've happened if Firiel stepped out of the mud and sailed away to Aman!

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

You can revive whatever thread you choose to whenever you choose to if it is not closed for posting, morwen. Though with this thread you have to grant the wish to the poster above you before you can wish something. So you might consider doing that too.