Be careful what you wish for... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-08-2005, 12:34 AM

Remember to quote the wish you are granting and to make your own wish bold!

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I wish all those killed by a falling rock could have met a more honorable death.

Your wish is not granted. Sorry, but the way they die is not under Gandalf's control.

I wish that Tree Beard would visit Bag End one day.

The 1,000 Reader · 10-08-2005, 01:37 AM

Granted. Unfortunately, Treebeard is too large to fit in Bag End so he has no choice but to tear the roof off.

I wish all those killed by a falling rock were given a more honorable death.

Eorl of Rohan · 10-08-2005, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by The 1,000 Reader

I wish all those killed by a falling rock were given a more honorable death.

Granted. All those people that went around and killed people, by the urging of a falling rock, were given a more honorable death than their victims.

I wish people would remember to quote the wish one is granting and to make one's own wish bold!

The 1,000 Reader · 10-08-2005, 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Eorl of Rohan

I wish people would remember to quote the wish one is granting and to make one's own wish bold!

Your wish is granted. It causes too much of a hassle however, and this thread is closed when it reaches the eighth page.

I wish Butterbur wasn't so dim-witted.

Eorl of Rohan · 10-08-2005, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by The 1,000 Reader

I wish Butterbur wasn't so dim-witted.

Butterbur is now not so dim-witted - he is clever, so amazingly clever, in fact, that he goes and devises a way to send Gandalf's letter actually BEFORE he wrote it - therefore Frodo and his gang reach Imradris when Boromir was not yet there, (he arrived just the day before the hobbits did, Elrond said in the book), and Gandalf was still imprisoned by Saruman, and then the Fellowship is never made - so and so Sauron does not take over the world, here note the word 'not', because Tolkien never writes bad endings. Bad for the moral, see?

I wish Hookbill was active in the roleplay section as well. (hey, I like it there!)

Thinlómien · 10-08-2005, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Eorl of Rohan

I wish Hookbill was active in the roleplay section as well. (hey, I like it there!)

Your wish is granted. He is so active in the RPG section, that he crowds all games with his posts and everyone has problems with figuring out what characters other than Hookbill's have done or said, that RPG mods decide to banish him from the RPG sections. This causes Hookbill to be very depressed and at the end he kills himself by trying to send anthrax-powder to the RPG mods.

I wish that Arwen had fallen in love with Legolas instead of Aragorn.

Glirdan · 10-08-2005, 10:15 AM

Abra Kadabra!!! Your wish is granted. As soon as she laid eyes on Legolas, she forgot all about her love for Aragorn and became so deeply immersed in her woe because everyone knew tha Legolas didn't swing that way (

) that she ended up dieing.

I wish that Fëanor and his sons weren't so bigheaded.

10-08-2005, 10:15 AM	#7
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Abra Kadabra!!! Your wish is granted. As soon as she laid eyes on Legolas, she forgot all about her love for Aragorn and became so deeply immersed in her woe because everyone knew tha Legolas didn't swing that way ( ) that she ended up dieing. I wish that Fëanor and his sons weren't so bigheaded. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

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The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Granted. Unfortunately, Treebeard is too large to fit in Bag End so he has no choice but to tear the roof off. I wish all those killed by a falling rock were given a more honorable death.