Be careful what you wish for...

[The Perky Ent]

Originally Posted by first post of the thread

Someone else can grant it, but there must be an ironic, or comical consequence to the wish. They can be serious (if you want) but more likely just plain silly.

I think I'll try this out...

I wish that Radagast had been more involved.

Your wish is not granted! Radagast stays obscure in the books and is rarely mentioned. Because of this, he never starts the fan club he's been dreaming of, and constantly asks the Mockingbirds why they mock him.


I wish Sauron was really a hobbit.