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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 413
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I wish Gandalf was a Giant-sized Snow Cone. |
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Laconic Loreman
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I wish Mumakil could tight-rope walk.
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Fenris Penguin
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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I wish that Doriath was a theme park
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 10-03-2005 at 01:04 PM. |
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
Posts: 2,778
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I wish Sauron was ailurophobic (terrified of cats).
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso |
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Sauron fears cats. So much, in fact, that he begins to hate them, and all things that look like them. That, he decided, includes Hobbits, and so has them all killed before the Ring is even made. Oh dear. I wish that there were more rings of power.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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Fluttering Enchantment
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There are more Rings of power. So many in fact that Sauron can't keep track of them all and loses a whole bunch. A gang of Skewrls finds some and they take over Middle-Earth! The End. I wish that the entire Fellowship were girls.
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Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin
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Maniacal Mage
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I wish Bill the Pony had laser vision
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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