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Old 10-03-2005, 12:10 PM   #1
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I wish Sauron was a Grilled Cheese Sandwich.
Poof! Sauron is Grilled Cheese. And Mount Doom is turned into a Bowl of Tomato Soup. Sauron is eaten by the starving orcs of Mordor.

I wish Gandalf was a Giant-sized Snow Cone.
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Old 10-03-2005, 12:27 PM   #2
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I wish Gandalf was a Giant-sized Snow Cone.
I grant your wish, but you eat Gandalf the Giant-sized Snow Cone, which gives you an uncurable brainfreeze until which you have to embark on a long, dangerous, treacherous year's journey to Mount Doom where to get rid of the brainfreeze you need to jump in the lava.

I wish Mumakil could tight-rope walk.
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Old 10-03-2005, 12:50 PM   #3
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I wish Mumakil could tight-rope walk.
Sha-la Sha-loom, Shal-ish, Granted is your wish. But there is no rope strong enough to hold them and they fall onto the Hobbiton when they are doing a cross Shire walk!

I wish that Doriath was a theme park
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Old 10-03-2005, 01:17 PM   #4
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I wish that Doriath was a theme park
Your wish is my command. However, the entrance fees are rather prohibitive (one Silmaril or Nauglamir, a lifetime of wandering and despair, and or doom falling upon you.)

I wish Sauron was ailurophobic (terrified of cats).
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Old 10-03-2005, 01:35 PM   #5
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I wish Sauron was ailurophobic (terrified of cats).
Thou hast made a wish! I have granted it ye!

Sauron fears cats. So much, in fact, that he begins to hate them, and all things that look like them. That, he decided, includes Hobbits, and so has them all killed before the Ring is even made. Oh dear.

I wish that there were more rings of power.
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Old 10-03-2005, 01:59 PM   #6
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I wish that there were more rings of power.
Your wish has been granted!

There are more Rings of power. So many in fact that Sauron can't keep track of them all and loses a whole bunch. A gang of Skewrls finds some and they take over Middle-Earth! The End.

I wish that the entire Fellowship were girls.
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Old 10-03-2005, 02:01 PM   #7
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I wish that the entire Fellowship were girls.
Your wish is granted! All of the fellowship want's to have Eowyn's line (I am no man!) so they fight each other for it. They all end up dying, and Sauron takes the ring!



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