Be careful what you wish for... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Glirdan · 10-02-2005, 09:03 PM

Your wish is granted. Unfourtunately, the afro blocked his view from everything and instead of picking Bilbo to go with the Dwarves, he picked Lobelia!!

And because he chose Lobelia, the ruin of Middle-Earth came early.

I wish that Turin would have went back to Doriath with Beleg.

The Perky Ent · 10-02-2005, 09:55 PM

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I wish that Turin would have went back to Doriath with Beleg

Your wish is granted. Turin and Beleg start the journey back to Doriath, but choke on your gramatical errors. They both commit suicide to end the pain.

I wish The Council of Elrond wasn't so darn long!

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-02-2005, 11:47 PM

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I wish The Council of Elrond wasn't so darn long!

Your wish is granted. The Council is shorter. Twenty yards shorter. So now all the hobbits, elves, dwarves and men have to be squashed together causing more arguments until the council lasts for nine days.

I wish the Orcs weren’t all Londoners.

Eorl of Rohan · 10-03-2005, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish the Orcs weren’t all Londoners.

You mean, orcs are Londoners?

- Puzzled fairy grandmother

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-03-2005, 09:12 AM

Have you not listened to them on the films and on the BBC radio thing. They are all cockneys!

Am I the only one who sees this?
If so,

I wish I wasn't the only one who sees this. :P

Formendacil · 10-03-2005, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish I wasn't the only one who sees this. :P

Your wish is granted, but for spoiling their mental view of Orks, Hookbill is suspended from the 'Downs. Permanently.

I wish Sauron was a Grilled Cheese Sandwich.

CaptainofDespair · 10-03-2005, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Formendacil

I wish Sauron was a Grilled Cheese Sandwich.

Poof! Sauron is Grilled Cheese. And Mount Doom is turned into a Bowl of Tomato Soup. Sauron is eaten by the starving orcs of Mordor.

I wish Gandalf was a Giant-sized Snow Cone.

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