Be careful what you wish for... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-02-2005, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Meneltarmacil

I wish Earnur wasn't killed by the Witch-King.

Your wish is granted. But the Witch King can't work out why his repeated hacking of Earnur won't kill him, so he goes on a rampage and kills Gandalf.

I wish the Barrow Downers could build their own Rivendel to stay in,

malkatoj · 10-02-2005, 01:47 PM

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I wish the Barrow Downers could build their own Rivendel to stay in,

Your wish is granted. The Barrow-Downers build their own Rivendel to stay in. Unfortunately, the misspelling* of 'Rivendel' leads the carpenters and contracters to think that it's not all that serious a task. They slack off in building it, forgetting to fireproof everything. Your 'Rivendel' catches fire and everyone dies.

I wish Gandalf had an afro.

*not meaning to poke fun at you, it just made for a fun story.

Glirdan · 10-02-2005, 09:03 PM

Your wish is granted. Unfourtunately, the afro blocked his view from everything and instead of picking Bilbo to go with the Dwarves, he picked Lobelia!!

And because he chose Lobelia, the ruin of Middle-Earth came early.

I wish that Turin would have went back to Doriath with Beleg.

The Perky Ent · 10-02-2005, 09:55 PM

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I wish that Turin would have went back to Doriath with Beleg

Your wish is granted. Turin and Beleg start the journey back to Doriath, but choke on your gramatical errors. They both commit suicide to end the pain.

I wish The Council of Elrond wasn't so darn long!

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-02-2005, 11:47 PM

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I wish The Council of Elrond wasn't so darn long!

Your wish is granted. The Council is shorter. Twenty yards shorter. So now all the hobbits, elves, dwarves and men have to be squashed together causing more arguments until the council lasts for nine days.

I wish the Orcs weren’t all Londoners.

Eorl of Rohan · 10-03-2005, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish the Orcs weren’t all Londoners.

You mean, orcs are Londoners?

- Puzzled fairy grandmother

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-03-2005, 09:12 AM

Have you not listened to them on the films and on the BBC radio thing. They are all cockneys!

Am I the only one who sees this?
If so,

I wish I wasn't the only one who sees this. :P

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