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Old 10-02-2005, 01:50 AM   #1
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I wish the fate of Middle-Earth was decided in a limbo contest.
Your wish is granted. But Gandalf wins them all by uncloaking and blinding everyone. So Middle Earth is sent into turmoil, as everyone is blind.

I wish there were more Hobbits in Middle Earth.
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I wish there were more Hobbits in Middle Earth.
Your wish is granted. There are a lot more Hobbits in Middle-Earth. In fact, they live all over Middle-Earth. They eat all the food and sleep the whole day long, they drive the other countries into poverty and starvation. The stock market at Morannon collapses and Sauron commits suicide.

I wish Sam was an emo kid.
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Old 10-02-2005, 02:12 AM   #3
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I wish Sam was an emo kid.
Your wish is granted. But Frodo hates emo Kids and so fires Sam out of a cannon.

I wish Ents would sell Ent draughts all over Middle Earth,
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I wish Ents would sell Ent draughts all over Middle Earth,
Your wish is granted. However, Ents do not know how to spend the immense profits gained from selling Ent Draughts, and a money shortage (Deflation) occurs, with all the ensuing problems, and eventually the people kill off what remains of the Ents to stop the deadly cycle.

I wish Hurin had surrendered to Morgoth.
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Old 10-02-2005, 08:08 AM   #5
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I wish Hurin had surrendered to Morgoth.
Your wish is granted. His children are never cursed.

Túrin never gets to kill Glaurung, and the dragon, together with Brandir, live happily ever after. Their children, the dreaded Dragon-Men, plague Middle-earth throughout the ages.

Nienor and Morwen become founder of a witch's society obsessed in getting paler skin.

I wish the Teleri aided the Noldor.
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I wish the Teleri aided the Noldor.
Your wish is granted. However, they aid them by trying to fire them at Morgoth in an attempt to kill him or get the Silmarills back or something. Morgoth gets rather annoyed and burns both races to dust.

I wish The Lord of the Rings was longer...
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Old 10-02-2005, 09:09 AM   #7
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I wish The Lord of the Rings was longer...
Your wish is granted. Tolkien inserts the words 'totally,' 'like,' and 'uh' in every sentence.

Hey, it is longer.

I wish there was a story about the Fourth Ho . . . I mean Fourth Age.
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