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Old 09-30-2005, 09:29 PM   #1
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I wish Glorfindel was in the movie to rescue Frodo and Co. instead of Arwen.
Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, Glorfindel falls off the horse due to Frodo's weight and is cut out from the movie with a lean pension and nothing else. Legolas gets sulky, and refuses to do the amazing surfboard thingy in the movie because he thinks it would be dangerous. Then the OMG Orlando RULES fans have no one to be crazy for, so the movie was not as good, and then eventually the whole thing was scrapped.

I wish Feanor selected to give up the silmarils.
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Old 10-01-2005, 12:46 AM   #2
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I wish Feanor selected to give up the silmarils.
Your wish is granted. But, something bad happens involving something dreadfully amusing, a few jokes, a dance, and unicycles.

I wish Thorin had not died at the battle of the five armies.
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Old 10-01-2005, 04:15 AM   #3
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I wish Thorin had not died at the battle of the five armies.
Your wish is granted. However, he then never forgives Bilbo for his conduct, and murdurs him in a fit of indignation, and then the One Ring with the rest of his property is given to his nearest relative - Lobelia, who immediately uses it to take over the world in place of Sauron.

I wish Hurin was my next-door neighbor.
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Old 10-01-2005, 12:51 PM   #4
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I wish Hurin was my next-door neighbor.
Your wish is granted! Hurin sits next door all day watching the same old channel. His children are actors in Morgoth's new reality TV. Once the writers kill them off, Hurin runs around in a panicked circle in your front lawn. He finds his wife, and buries her on your porch. Rest assured though, your porch will never sink. He then goes to the Gas Station to buy a microwaveable burrito, but there's a dwarf in his way. He kills the dwarf and takes the burrito, and turns to your house. He gives you the burrito, and you attach your central air to it. You are happy, for a time. A group of dwarves come later to fix a hole in your basement plumbing, and begin redecorating your whole house. When they're done, they want the Central Air encrusted Burrito, but you won't give it up! They kill you, but they don't get the burrito and central air. Your neighbor truly lived a bad life, and casts himself into the broken plumbing!

I wish Earendil worked for Duracel
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Old 10-01-2005, 01:01 PM   #5
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I wish Earendil worked for Duracel
Your wish is granted. However, Dunacel explodes on the first day and Earendil turns into a haddock.

I wish Gollum had his own talk show.
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Old 10-01-2005, 01:05 PM   #6
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I wish Gollum had his own talk show.
Your wish is granted. Unfortunately all of Gollum's shows are spent interviewing Smeagol and the show gets run of the air.

I wish Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli formed a rock group called 'Three Hunters'.
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Old 10-01-2005, 01:21 PM   #7
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I wish Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli formed a rock group called 'Three Hunters'.
Your wish is granted. But the pressure gets too much for them and they find out that it was your wish that forced them into this terrible state and so beat you to death with bread sticks.

I wish Christopher Tolkien would write some more Middle Earth stuff.
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