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Hookbill the Goomba · 09-27-2005, 12:59 PM

Faramir: I'll bet Boromir never had this trouble.

OR

Guard: Stop everything! My cat is in here somewhere!

Denathor: Aww, well, be quick about it.

OR yet!

Denathor: Now Gandalf, you'll never uncloak again will you?

Faramir: For the last time! I'm not Gandalf!

Denathor: Keep your forked tong behind your teeth! Oh yeah! I always wanted to say that!

**The Saucepan Man** · 09-27-2005, 01:49 PM

Denethor was determined not to let something as minor as a Siege ruin his Guy Fawkes celebrations.

Lalwendë · 09-27-2005, 02:00 PM

Pippin: "No, sorry, this is just pathetic. You could at least have made the effort to make a Wicker Man."

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 09-27-2005, 02:16 PM

Faramir would often lie on his back, letting his pet hedgehog Ralph snuffle about him; unfortunately, that's just what he was doing on the day Ralph unexpectedly sprouted to mammoth proportions.

Alcarillo · 09-27-2005, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eomer of the Rohirrim

Faramir would often lie on his back, letting his pet hedgehog Ralph snuffle about him; unfortunately, that's just what he was doing on the day Ralph unexpectedly sprouted to mammoth proportions.

Pippin: Wait! He's still alive!

Denethor: Nonsense. Ralph's spikes have impaled him! *sob*

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-27-2005, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eomer of the Rohirrim

Faramir would often lie on his back, letting his pet hedgehog Ralph snuffle about him; unfortunately, that's just what he was doing on the day Ralph unexpectedly sprouted to mammoth proportions.

Happy 300 Crazy Captions post, Eomer!

On to a caption;

Pippin: Wouldn't it be funny if Faramir nodded his head now?

Gurthang · 09-28-2005, 01:01 AM

Denethor: "Wow! I can see my reflection in his eye!"

OR

Pippin: "Well, it's nice that you all are building me a hut, but why is Faramir lying on top of it?"

OR

Pippin: "So, uh, what's through that Black Door of Nothingness?"

OR

Pippin: "Anything I can do to help?"
Guard: "Yes, you'll make excellant kindling."

OR

Guy with torch: "Hey, look at me! I've got a cool torch!"
Guard #1: "Well, uh...uhm.... I've got a bundle of twigs!"
Guy #1: "Oh, yeah!" *picks up a couple bundles* "Well I've got two!"
*Mad rush for the newest collectable craze: bundled twigs*
Guy with torch: "Well, I still have a torch!"
Guard #1: "Oh, that is so five minutes ago! Bundled twigs are in!"

OR

Denethor is having a staring match with the unconcious Faramir.

Boromir88 · 09-28-2005, 05:03 AM

The wolves take their next victim during the night.

Formendacil · 09-27-2005, 02:19 PM

On his first day with the Gondorian Police, Pippin comes upon the remains of the Second Little Pig's House of Sticks.

Soldier Policeman: "Clearly, this Second Little Pig did not run to his brother's house. Can we attribute his death to the wolf?"

Coroner Denethor, bending over 'the Second Little Pig': "There are no wounds on the body. It must have been the shock."

Lalwendë · 09-27-2005, 02:22 PM

Denethor: "Confess! It was you who stole my last bottle of Old Winyards. I can smell it on your breath, son! How far do we have to go before you confess?"

Faramir: "Never! It washn't me. It wash Boromir what did it! Hic. "

Gil-Galad · 09-27-2005, 05:03 PM

Gaurd: We found a witch may we burn him?

Denethor: how do you know hes a witch?

Guard2: he turned me into a newt!

Denethor: a newt?

Guard2:...i got better

The Elf-warrior · 09-27-2005, 06:58 PM

Denethor: "I will keep my promise Faramir, I will not prolong your existence in a coma. We will be cremated just as soon as we're good and soaked with oil."

Pippin: "He's not dead! You haven't let him have proper treatment!"

Denethor: "Quit your fanaticism, Halfling! Death is actually a beautiful thing. He wouldn't want to live this way and I can't bear to live without him. Thus I will die side by side with him."

09-27-2005, 01:49 PM	#2
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Denethor was determined not to let something as minor as a Siege ruin his Guy Fawkes celebrations. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

09-27-2005, 02:00 PM	#3
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Pippin: "No, sorry, this is just pathetic. You could at least have made the effort to make a Wicker Man." __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-27-2005, 02:16 PM	#4
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Faramir would often lie on his back, letting his pet hedgehog Ralph snuffle about him; unfortunately, that's just what he was doing on the day Ralph unexpectedly sprouted to mammoth proportions. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

09-28-2005, 01:01 AM	#7
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Denethor: "Wow! I can see my reflection in his eye!" OR Pippin: "Well, it's nice that you all are building me a hut, but why is Faramir lying on top of it?" OR Pippin: "So, uh, what's through that Black Door of Nothingness?" OR Pippin: "Anything I can do to help?" Guard: "Yes, you'll make excellant kindling." OR Guy with torch: "Hey, look at me! I've got a cool torch!" Guard #1: "Well, uh...uhm.... I've got a bundle of twigs!" Guy #1: "Oh, yeah!" picks up a couple bundles "Well I've got two!" Mad rush for the newest collectable craze: bundled twigs Guy with torch: "Well, I still have a torch!" Guard #1: "Oh, that is so five minutes ago! Bundled twigs are in!" OR Denethor is having a staring match with the unconcious Faramir. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-28-2005, 05:03 AM	#8
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	The wolves take their next victim during the night. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-27-2005, 12:59 PM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Faramir: I'll bet Boromir never had this trouble. OR Guard: Stop everything! My cat is in here somewhere! Denathor: Aww, well, be quick about it. OR yet! Denathor: Now Gandalf, you'll never uncloak again will you? Faramir: For the last time! I'm not Gandalf! Denathor: Keep your forked tong behind your teeth! Oh yeah! I always wanted to say that! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-27-2005, 02:19 PM	#9
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	On his first day with the Gondorian Police, Pippin comes upon the remains of the Second Little Pig's House of Sticks. Soldier Policeman: "Clearly, this Second Little Pig did not run to his brother's house. Can we attribute his death to the wolf?" Coroner Denethor, bending over 'the Second Little Pig': "There are no wounds on the body. It must have been the shock." __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

09-27-2005, 02:22 PM	#10
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Denethor: "Confess! It was you who stole my last bottle of Old Winyards. I can smell it on your breath, son! How far do we have to go before you confess?" Faramir: "Never! It washn't me. It wash Boromir what did it! Hic. " __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-27-2005, 05:03 PM	#11
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Gaurd: We found a witch may we burn him? Denethor: how do you know hes a witch? Guard2: he turned me into a newt! Denethor: a newt? Guard2:...i got better __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-27-2005, 06:58 PM	#12
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Faramir's right to die? Denethor: "I will keep my promise Faramir, I will not prolong your existence in a coma. We will be cremated just as soon as we're good and soaked with oil." Pippin: "He's not dead! You haven't let him have proper treatment!" Denethor: "Quit your fanaticism, Halfling! Death is actually a beautiful thing. He wouldn't want to live this way and I can't bear to live without him. Thus I will die side by side with him." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.