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Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-25-2005, 08:14 PM

Hope this is allowed.

What if The Slmarillion was a Werewolves game?
(Or What if The Silmarillion was written by a Werewolves mod?)

Ainulindalë: The Saga of the Village of Ardaland.

Eru: Hey, everyone! I’ve found a new game, and it’s called ‘Werewolves.’ Wanna play it?

Ainur: Ooh, we want to join!

Ulmo: Maybe we should have jobs in the village so we’ll have more fun. I’ll be the plumber.

Melkor: I’ll be the king* of the village.

Manwë: No, you can’t! Eru made me king!

Varda: I’ll play a lamp-maker.

Aulë: I wanna be the blacksmith!

Melkor: I’ll be king, Manwë, so just cry home to momma!

Yavanna: I wanna be a gardener!

Mandos: I shall be a judge.

Manwë: If you want to play, Melkor, then you’ll have to play by the rules. Since Eru made me king already you can’t be king.

Nessa: I’m a dancer!

Lórien: I’ll be selling sleeping pills.

Melkor: Rules, schmules! I’m the most powerful, so I’ll be king!

Vairë: I shall be a weaver.

Oromë: I’ll be a furrier.

Manwë: Stop it, Melkor, or I’ll tell on you!

Nienna: I’m the village psychiatrist.

Melkor: You can’t be a psychiatrist! You can’t have other jobs! You’re all my slaves!

Ainur: SHUT UP!

Melkor: Why you . . .

Tulkas: I wanna be a wrestler!

Eru: OK, let’s start the game now. Eä!

Illuin and Ormal: Sorry, we’re late! Can we still join?

Valar: Sure!

NIGHT 1

Melkor: ++Illuin and Ormal Because they’re too bright for their own good.

Illuin and Ormal were killed.

DAY 1

Aulë: Melkor did it, I tell you!

Flames from Illuin and Ormal: Due to a random formula, we have decided to lynch ++Almaren

Almaren was lynched.

NIGHT 2

Balrogs (mythomaniac): Hey, Melkor. Can we join you?

Melkor: Yeah. Sure.

DAY 2

Yavanna: What do we do? We need known innocents!

Laurelin and Telperion: We are the Shiriffs!

Aulë: Maybe we need new players.

Dwarves: Can we join?

Eru: Sorry, you’ll have to wait for the next game.

Oromë: Hey, other players want to join the next game!

Tulkas: Then let’s end this game already! Lynch Melkor!

Valar: ++Utumno

Utumno was lynched. VILLAGERS WIN!

Mandos: Eru said I’ll be mod for the new game.

Eldar: Yay! We can join now!

Mandos: So it is doomed.

DAY 1

Melkor (to Noldor): Look, I’m telling you. The Valar are the werewolves. They want this game to end so they can let the newbies join. And those newbies are easy to manipulate.

Noldor: Murmurmurmur.

Fëanor: We need to start another game! No Valar, Elves only!

Mandos: That is not allowed.

Tulkas: Grrr, that Melkor! He tricked us into thinking he’s an innocent villager! Lynch him!

NIGHT 1

Melkor (to Ungoliant): So, you’re the Beorning, huh? We should help each other.

Ungoliant: Deal, but let’s kill the Shiriffs first.

Laurelin, Telperion and Finwë were killed.

DAY 2

Fëanor: I told you something bad would happen! New game, I say! No Valar!

Noldor: YEAH!

Olwë: The Valar can help you, let them join!

Noldor: NO!

Fëanor: Traitors! ++Teleri

The Teleri were lynched. They were innocent.

NIGHT 2

Mandos: Because you have lynched innocent blood, you shall fear the Cobbler role.

Fëanor: We don’t care! We’ll still lynch Morgoth!

Finarfin: That’s it, I quit this game!

DAY 3

Fëanor: Haha! Look at me! I’ll finally lynch Morgoth!

Gothmog: No, you won’t. ++Fëanor

Fëanor: Farewell, fellow villagers! Lynch Morgoth! I won’t be joining another game for a very long time!

Fëanor is lynched.

To be continued?

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* The role of ‘mayor’ has been changed into ‘king’ to avoid turning this into an allegory.

(For an explanation of roles, see here and here.)
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I tried turning the entire Silm into a Werewolves game, but I got stuck at Of Túrin Turambar.

09-25-2005, 08:14 PM	#11
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	A little deviation from the theme. Hope this is allowed. What if The Slmarillion was a Werewolves game? (Or What if The Silmarillion was written by a Werewolves mod?) Ainulindalë: The Saga of the Village of Ardaland. Eru: Hey, everyone! I’ve found a new game, and it’s called ‘Werewolves.’ Wanna play it? Ainur: Ooh, we want to join! Ulmo: Maybe we should have jobs in the village so we’ll have more fun. I’ll be the plumber. Melkor: I’ll be the king* of the village. Manwë: No, you can’t! Eru made me king! Varda: I’ll play a lamp-maker. Aulë: I wanna be the blacksmith! Melkor: I’ll be king, Manwë, so just cry home to momma! Yavanna: I wanna be a gardener! Mandos: I shall be a judge. Manwë: If you want to play, Melkor, then you’ll have to play by the rules. Since Eru made me king already you can’t be king. Nessa: I’m a dancer! Lórien: I’ll be selling sleeping pills. Melkor: Rules, schmules! I’m the most powerful, so I’ll be king! Vairë: I shall be a weaver. Oromë: I’ll be a furrier. Manwë: Stop it, Melkor, or I’ll tell on you! Nienna: I’m the village psychiatrist. Melkor: You can’t be a psychiatrist! You can’t have other jobs! You’re all my slaves! Ainur: SHUT UP! Melkor: Why you . . . Tulkas: I wanna be a wrestler! Eru: OK, let’s start the game now. Eä! Illuin and Ormal: Sorry, we’re late! Can we still join? Valar: Sure! NIGHT 1 Melkor: ++Illuin and Ormal Because they’re too bright for their own good. Illuin and Ormal were killed. DAY 1 Aulë: Melkor did it, I tell you! Flames from Illuin and Ormal: Due to a random formula, we have decided to lynch ++Almaren Almaren was lynched. NIGHT 2 Balrogs (mythomaniac): Hey, Melkor. Can we join you? Melkor: Yeah. Sure. DAY 2 Yavanna: What do we do? We need known innocents! Laurelin and Telperion: We are the Shiriffs! Aulë: Maybe we need new players. Dwarves: Can we join? Eru: Sorry, you’ll have to wait for the next game. Oromë: Hey, other players want to join the next game! Tulkas: Then let’s end this game already! Lynch Melkor! Valar: ++Utumno Utumno was lynched. VILLAGERS WIN! Mandos: Eru said I’ll be mod for the new game. Eldar: Yay! We can join now! Mandos: So it is doomed. DAY 1 Melkor (to Noldor): Look, I’m telling you. The Valar are the werewolves. They want this game to end so they can let the newbies join. And those newbies are easy to manipulate. Noldor: Murmurmurmur. Fëanor: We need to start another game! No Valar, Elves only! Mandos: That is not allowed. Tulkas: Grrr, that Melkor! He tricked us into thinking he’s an innocent villager! Lynch him! NIGHT 1 Melkor (to Ungoliant): So, you’re the Beorning, huh? We should help each other. Ungoliant: Deal, but let’s kill the Shiriffs first. Laurelin, Telperion and Finwë were killed. DAY 2 Fëanor: I told you something bad would happen! New game, I say! No Valar! Noldor: YEAH! Olwë: The Valar can help you, let them join! Noldor: NO! Fëanor: Traitors! ++Teleri The Teleri were lynched. They were innocent. NIGHT 2 Mandos: Because you have lynched innocent blood, you shall fear the Cobbler role. Fëanor: We don’t care! We’ll still lynch Morgoth! Finarfin: That’s it, I quit this game! DAY 3 Fëanor: Haha! Look at me! I’ll finally lynch Morgoth! Gothmog: No, you won’t. ++Fëanor Fëanor: Farewell, fellow villagers! Lynch Morgoth! I won’t be joining another game for a very long time! Fëanor is lynched. To be continued? __________________ * The role of ‘mayor’ has been changed into ‘king’ to avoid turning this into an allegory. (For an explanation of roles, see here and here.) __________________ I tried turning the entire Silm into a Werewolves game, but I got stuck at Of Túrin Turambar. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...