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09-21-2005, 08:57 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Bah, the Opera joke has been got to already.
 Okay, how about: Sam, Pippin and Merry scream as they are Sent to Mordor. Or... When Dominic Monaghan showed Sean and Billy his splinter, they jumped screaming and fighting not to vomit off the boat. Or... Sam: THERE! I told you to stop that annoying voice and now you will! Pippin: My Teddy! Or... Sam: You call dat'a jump? What, for nottin' I train you and you can't mak-a da simple jump onto da raft? Pippin: What is wrong with you, man? Or... Sam: Look, I'm telling you, it's got wings! Pippin: No! It can't be true! NOOOO!! Or... Trying to catch flies in their open mouths was always a popular pastime with drunken boating hobbits.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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09-21-2005, 09:09 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Do NOT feed the Hobbitses.
Merry has a nice racket going--he had Sam and Pippin catch pennies thrown at them in their mouth.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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09-21-2005, 09:12 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A cosmic waiting room
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Sam and Pippin: "It's this big!"
Merry: (horified) "What!!!' Sam and Pippin: "The fish we just caught." Hope I don't get sued by the T-shirt for that one.
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? |
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09-21-2005, 11:53 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Pippin: Run you stupid horse! I've got £300 on you!
OR Sam decided that its time to perfect his skills as a mime artist. Pippin does not agree.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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09-22-2005, 03:47 AM
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The Perilous Poet
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Heart of the matter
Posts: 1,062
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Curiously, the producer of The Abridged Les Miserables took the title rather too literally.
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And all the rest is literature |
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09-22-2005, 06:13 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,521
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Sam reels in disgust as Elrond steps in a pile of dogpoop while barefoot...
Sam: Oh how could you! Oh...no! Oh, my! Ahh, that's so gross. or... Sam: Oh! No! They just trampled Frodo, ahh, ohhh my!!! Pippin: Na, na, you can't touch me :sticks out tongue:
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Fenris Penguin
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09-22-2005, 07:22 AM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
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As Sam and Pippin are distracted by Frodo being eaten by a frog, Merry decides to make a quiet escape.
OR Sam and Pippin scream in horror as the last piece of lembas floats away. OR Merry: "What's a Black Rider doing in Valinor?" Pippin: "Well, it looks like he's waiting for us, actually. Wow, I wasn't expecting a welcome party!" Sam: "It's not a welcome party and that's not Valinor! The map lied to us! I Hate MapQuest!"
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I'm on a Mission from God. |
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09-22-2005, 09:57 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Sam: "Hurry Mr. Frodo!"
Pippin: "JUMP!!!" Merry: "Eh, I don't really care if he makes it, he willed Bag End to me." |
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