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Energetic Essence
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Unfourtunately, everyone knows that Orcs are a bunch of lieing, kinivng idiots and that they wouldn't go away. So instead, they told them that if they jumped into Mount Doom, they'd find the money. So they did.
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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Fortunatly Aragorn was greedy also, and found himself falling along with the orcs down into MOunt Doom
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Unfortunately, the wheels were fixed and the engine working and Mount Zoom sped off into the night before anyone could jump into the lava.
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Fortunately Mount Zoom was build over an endless time vortex and all the orcs (plus Aragorn) fell in it.
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Unfortunately, this had zapped them back to a time before the world had actually existed, and Aragorn was now seriously in need of oxygen.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately Eru brought Aragorn back to the present time.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
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unfortunately eru foorgot aragorn's lungs so he was still in dire need of oxygen
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