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Formendacil · 09-19-2005, 12:26 PM

Elrond poses for his graduation portrait from the Orodruin Military Academy.

arcticstorm · 09-19-2005, 12:36 PM

having acquired the most votes, the village sends Elrond off to meet his fate

Boromir88 · 09-19-2005, 12:37 PM

Elrond: (to the begging Legolas) What do you mean you don't want to go surfing down Mount Doom on the liquid, hot, MAG-ma? Panzy! It's not much different then sliding down stairs.

CaptainofDespair · 09-19-2005, 01:56 PM

Elrond has a stroke of genius. Orodruin Steam Baths Incorporated was going to be the most popular spa in Middle-Earth, no matter what Galadriel said.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-19-2005, 02:00 PM

This is what happens when you put a metal spoon in the microwave.

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Elrond tried to suppress the giggles as he heard Sauron shout; "Who pulled all the labels off the tin cans?"

Gurthang · 09-19-2005, 04:16 PM

Elrond was never a very good chemist. Just look at the mess he made.

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As the mountain erupts around him, Elrond suddenly notices a nice shiny penny on the ground.

OR

Elrond(speaking to camera): "Now, this is only for highly trained professionals; Do Not try this at home."

OR

Elrond: "Don't point that finger at me; I didn't do this!"

wilwarin538 · 09-19-2005, 04:22 PM

Elrond gives the "Fortunately/Unfortunately" thread an evil stare as Mount Zoom comes rushing towards him.

Ainaserkewen · 09-19-2005, 06:03 PM

Photographer elf: Can we move a little closer, my Lord? The shadows are blocking your face.

09-19-2005, 12:26 PM	#1
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	Elrond poses for his graduation portrait from the Orodruin Military Academy. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

09-19-2005, 12:37 PM	#3
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Elrond: (to the begging Legolas) What do you mean you don't want to go surfing down Mount Doom on the liquid, hot, MAG-ma? Panzy! It's not much different then sliding down stairs. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-19-2005, 02:00 PM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	This is what happens when you put a metal spoon in the microwave. OR Elrond tried to suppress the giggles as he heard Sauron shout; "Who pulled all the labels off the tin cans?" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-19-2005, 04:16 PM	#6
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Elrond was never a very good chemist. Just look at the mess he made. OR As the mountain erupts around him, Elrond suddenly notices a nice shiny penny on the ground. OR Elrond(speaking to camera): "Now, this is only for highly trained professionals; Do Not try this at home." OR Elrond: "Don't point that finger at me; I didn't do this!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-19-2005, 04:22 PM	#7
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Elrond gives the "Fortunately/Unfortunately" thread an evil stare as Mount Zoom comes rushing towards him. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

09-19-2005, 12:36 PM	#2
arcticstorm Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN Posts: 464	having acquired the most votes, the village sends Elrond off to meet his fate

09-19-2005, 01:56 PM	#4
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Elrond has a stroke of genius. Orodruin Steam Baths Incorporated was going to be the most popular spa in Middle-Earth, no matter what Galadriel said.

09-19-2005, 06:03 PM	#8
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Photographer elf: Can we move a little closer, my Lord? The shadows are blocking your face. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?