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Gurthang · 09-19-2005, 03:00 AM

Gandalf reads his daily horoscope:
Horoscope: "You will discover the Ring of Power and send it on it's way to Mount Doom."
Gandalf: "Wow, I never realized these things could be so specific!"

OR

Gandalf enjoying a tabloid:

"Studies Prove Raspberries Stop Wizards!"
Gandalf: "Proposterous! I love raspberries."

"Aragorn, Eowyn Caught Moria's Dark. Exclusive Photos."
Gandalf: "If they are in the dark, how are there pictures?"

"Using Just Pencils, Orcs Capture Osgiliath."
Gandalf: "Man, they must have really left those outer defenses!"

OR

Sometimes Gandalf just doesn't understand the Comics.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 09-19-2005, 06:41 AM

There was a time when Gandalf knew every spell in all the tongues of Elves, Men and Orcs but this was just beyond his comprehension.

rOFl l4me arg brb afk ... rofl arg teh y0 wtH dude lol swt

Kath · 09-19-2005, 09:03 AM

Gandalf: Well I never, Aragorn was right! Uncloaking in public is illegal!

OR

Gandalf: Now, if I just change this name here and that pronoun over there, I become Isildur's heir and heir to the throne of Gondor!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-19-2005, 09:17 AM

Gandalf: The horoscopes are going down a little since Saruman started writing them. Here's mine:

"You are a foolish old man and wear a stupid hat and should be ashamed of yourself."

OR

Gandalf: "King talks to tree, phew what a loony" good grief, The Times has really gone down hill recently.

(Good ol' Bladder)

Lalwendë · 09-19-2005, 11:26 AM

Gandalf attempts to figure out how to use his new Just For Men hair dye kit. "Damn, I forgot to buy some rubber gloves!"

OR

Saruman hammers on the door. "Gandalf? Are you going to be long in there? I'm crossing my legs out here."

Beanamir of Gondor · 09-19-2005, 11:45 AM

Gandalf: Good grief, Denethor's phone bill is how much?!? That's it, he's got a palantir for sure.
*runs down hallway*
Denethor! Get your charred butt out here!

I'm sorry, that was really stupid.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-19-2005, 11:47 AM

Gandalf: Good grief! A new Picture?

Elrond: Isildur! I thought you said you'd switched the oven off!

OR

This is why you never leave the cat in at night.

Holbytlass · 09-19-2005, 11:51 AM

Elrond: I caught Gandalf reading my secret diary. Now look where he's at! Let that be a lesson to the rest of you!!

Mithalwen · 09-19-2005, 11:55 AM

Elrond: See.. I warned you what would happen if you annoyed Mithalwen.....

The Perky Ent · 09-23-2005, 11:41 AM

Theoden: You're going to change the picture so soon?

Gandalf: Yes. I'm having a flashback...

For Holloween, Sauron dressed up as Carcharoth when he ate the simaril

or

Sauron: I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!

or

Sauron: Thank you for freeing me from that awful ring! You have destoryed the curse. I can now live as free loving spirit amongst the peoples of Middle Earth

Isildur: Really?

Sauron: *turns back into Dark form* Naw, I'm just messin with ya

or

Sauron: I knew I shouldn't of tried that 'Aiya earendil Elenion Ancalima' stuff

Kath · 09-23-2005, 11:55 AM

Legolas: Uh, Mr Sauron sir?

Sauron: What is it! I'm a little busy here.

Legolas: Yes, I know, but you see - you're glowing.

Sauron:

09-19-2005, 03:00 AM	#1
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf reads his daily horoscope: Horoscope: "You will discover the Ring of Power and send it on it's way to Mount Doom." Gandalf: "Wow, I never realized these things could be so specific!" OR Gandalf enjoying a tabloid: "Studies Prove Raspberries Stop Wizards!" Gandalf: "Proposterous! I love raspberries." "Aragorn, Eowyn Caught Moria's Dark. Exclusive Photos." Gandalf: "If they are in the dark, how are there pictures?" "Using Just Pencils, Orcs Capture Osgiliath." Gandalf: "Man, they must have really left those outer defenses!" OR Sometimes Gandalf just doesn't understand the Comics. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-19-2005, 06:41 AM	#2
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	There was a time when Gandalf knew every spell in all the tongues of Elves, Men and Orcs but this was just beyond his comprehension. rOFl l4me arg brb afk ... rofl arg teh y0 wtH dude lol swt __________________ Fenris Wolf

09-19-2005, 09:03 AM	#3
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Gandalf: Well I never, Aragorn was right! Uncloaking in public is illegal! OR Gandalf: Now, if I just change this name here and that pronoun over there, I become Isildur's heir and heir to the throne of Gondor! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-19-2005, 09:17 AM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: The horoscopes are going down a little since Saruman started writing them. Here's mine: "You are a foolish old man and wear a stupid hat and should be ashamed of yourself." OR Gandalf: "King talks to tree, phew what a loony" good grief, The Times has really gone down hill recently. (Good ol' Bladder) __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-19-2005, 11:26 AM	#5
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gandalf attempts to figure out how to use his new Just For Men hair dye kit. "Damn, I forgot to buy some rubber gloves!" OR Saruman hammers on the door. "Gandalf? Are you going to be long in there? I'm crossing my legs out here." __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-19-2005, 11:45 AM	#6
Beanamir of Gondor Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: the Shadow Gallery Posts: 276	Gandalf: Good grief, Denethor's phone bill is how much?!? That's it, he's got a palantir for sure. runs down hallway Denethor! Get your charred butt out here! I'm sorry, that was really stupid. __________________ The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream."

09-19-2005, 11:47 AM	#7
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: Good grief! A new Picture? Elrond: Isildur! I thought you said you'd switched the oven off! OR This is why you never leave the cat in at night. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-19-2005, 11:51 AM	#8
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Elrond: I caught Gandalf reading my secret diary. Now look where he's at! Let that be a lesson to the rest of you!! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

09-19-2005, 11:55 AM	#9
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	A public information announcement from the Alliance of Elf-friends Elrond: See.. I warned you what would happen if you annoyed Mithalwen..... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

09-23-2005, 11:41 AM	#10
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Shiny Sauron Theoden: You're going to change the picture so soon? Gandalf: Yes. I'm having a flashback... For Holloween, Sauron dressed up as Carcharoth when he ate the simaril or Sauron: I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! or Sauron: Thank you for freeing me from that awful ring! You have destoryed the curse. I can now live as free loving spirit amongst the peoples of Middle Earth Isildur: Really? Sauron: turns back into Dark form Naw, I'm just messin with ya or Sauron: I knew I shouldn't of tried that 'Aiya earendil Elenion Ancalima' stuff __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' Last edited by The Perky Ent; 09-23-2005 at 11:42 AM. Reason: 'As' isn't spelled 'Is'

09-23-2005, 11:55 AM	#11
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Legolas: Uh, Mr Sauron sir? Sauron: What is it! I'm a little busy here. Legolas: Yes, I know, but you see - you're glowing. Sauron: __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”