What do you assign to Mordor?

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Coke is Coke, and in itself can be sent to Mordor. Pepsi's better.

*pulls out can of Dr. Pepper*

[The Saucepan Man]

Originally Posted by Estelyn Telcontar

I quite agree, especially when they're the kind that are posted on the Entish Bow RPG - they last forever!

Yet another in a long list of items keeping me in Mordor ...

[The Only Real Estel]

Soda & coke drinkers. It's called pop here, unless it's an actual Coke of course.

[Encaitare]

Originally Posted by Fea, my Fellow New Yorker

We drink soda in these here parts.

Hear, hear!

Also to Mordor: apathetic English teachers who don't care enough to really listen to what you have to say about the literature the class is reading. Can I get credits from the Downs?

[Lalwendë]

Originally Posted by tgwbs

Not having enough time to respond to PMs, or create PMs you want to send.

In fact, the entire time-consuming nature of 6th Form goes to Mordor.

I send to Mordor the nature of the modern world, taking all the fun out of life. Back in my time, a day in 6th form consisted of listening to Cure tapes for an hour, followed by locking the deputy head boy in a cupboard and then going to the woods for the rest of the day.

[the phantom]

Y'all should know there ain't no such thang as soda or pop! It's all just coke. Yuh wanna coke? We got Dr Pepper, Sprite, Root Beer, Big Red...

Good grief, that is so dumb. When I'm in Texas I hate when I order a "Coke" in a resturaunt and they say "What kind?"

What do you mean, "what kind"? I said I wanted "COKE"- not Sprite, Root Beer, or anything else. If I say "Coke" just bring me a friggin' Coke!

Sheesh. It's like asking a car dealer if you can look at his Ferraris and he says "What kind of Ferrari- Ford, Nissan, or Honda?"

No! A Honda isn't a Ferrari! If I wanted to look at the Hondas I would've said "Honda". And if I wanted a Sprite I'd say "Sprite", not "Coke". And if I want a chicken sandwich I won't ask for the hamburger! And if I wanna see a football game I won't drive to the baseball stadium! And if I want to rant about something that annoys me I'll go to the "What do you assign to Mordor" thread!

Soda & coke drinkers. It's called pop here, unless it's an actual Coke of course.

Right on, bro.

Example 6: The unidentified caller. Hi, it's me. Ooooookay. Do you know what time we're going to Mac's? Do I know who you are? Did so-and-so say anything about me? No clue... I recognize her voice, but who is this? She recognizes my voice... I feel like a jerk for not recognizing hers.

Ha ha! Yeah, I hate that.

And last but not least, Example 7: It's not for you any how. Hi. *faints over the identity of guy on phone* Hey, how'd you get my extension; playing it cool. Actually, I'm calling for your room mate/brother/cousin/friend/fill in the blank.

Heh heh. I do that. My friend's little sis likes me so I'll call her cell and tell her "I think your brother doesn't have his phone on- is he there?" even though I haven't really tried her brother's phone. Every so often (once every two months maybe) I'll actually have a long conversation with her- that way every time I call she thinks that just maybe I'm calling to talk to her for a long time and she gets her hopes up.

I think I might qualify for Mordor on that one.

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Originally Posted by the phantom

Right on, bro.

Unforgivable.

I think I might qualify for Mordor on that one.

Yes, yes you do. But at least when I go in to rescue Eomer and Johnny Depp I can say hi.