LOTR Survivor

[Lhunardawen]

Originally Posted by Formendacil

Come on people!

More votes for Legolas!!! Let's rid Middle-earth of the injustice of his existence! Only two more votes and he ties the Witchking. Only three more votes and he's ahead. After that it's bandwaggoning time!!!

Come on, who here doesn't have a grudge against the Prince of Prissy? Not only is he girly, blond(e), dainty, eternally clean, Captain Obvious, somewhat dimwitted, and not much help- the girls are all over him! Come on men, let us rid the world of this unwanted, unliked competition! Come on ladies, let's rid the world of this embarrassment to any intelligent man-seeking woman! Come on those of you with unspecified gender! This guy gives you a bad name!

Now, now, Formendacil...that's not nice.

But then again, even among the women he is involved in competition. He hogs all the raspberry shampoo from that reward challenge to himself. (Have you seen poor Éowyn's hair?) And he spends too much time washing his hair, thus causing the seawater to be so soapy that all the fish are driven away from the shore, so not even Gollum can catch a fissh so juicy sweet! He's a nuisance, I tells ya. Away with her, er, him!

++LEGOLAS GREENLEAF

Now don't you all go thinking I'm a werewolf just because I got on this bandwagon. *howls*