LOTR Survivor - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

AbercrombieOfRohan · 09-07-2005, 04:45 PM

++ Haldir

Haldir, what on earth were you doing at Helm's Deep? You don't belong there at all. Ever. I don't care what Galadriel or Theoden or Peter Jackson or whoever sent you says, haven't you heard of striking? Next time Haldir, go with the picket signs...

arcticstorm · 09-07-2005, 04:54 PM

I agree with the Grima argument, you can never tell whose side he is on therefore:

++Grima

Alcarillo · 09-07-2005, 05:11 PM

++Gandalf

He always walks around the camp uncloaked. Can't he just keep his cloak on?

WaynetheGoblin · 09-07-2005, 05:43 PM

++GANDALF I agree with alcarillo.

Formendacil · 09-07-2005, 07:36 PM

Gollum had a fair bit of support last time, so I'll throw my vote in behind him, in the hopes that the old voters will pull through, and we will have the slimy creature lynched... I mean, voted off.

Gollum is, first of all, a very slippery character, going by the assorted names of Gollum, Smeagol, Stinker, Slinker, and My Precious, depending on the situation at hand. He is also physically slimy.

Furthermore, Gollum is definitely not a team player, a serious liability to whoever is unfortunately stuck with him on this Middle-Earth Island. Look at the evidence to that effect. He kills his closest friend for a shiny bauble. He is kicked out of his village (an important precedent to consider), and proceeds to live- ALONE- at the base of a mountain for several centuries.

Once forced into the open, he continues to play a solitary game. He betrays everyone: Mordor, Frodo, even his own stinking self. The only creature he teams up with is Shelob (a nasty teammate, I might add), but he ends up botching that too.

Gollum also has a decidedly greedy and petty nature, only interested in fish and gold rings, which he covets very greedily, and goes to any length to acquire.

Quite clearly, the fellow is nasty, and should be eliminated. Let us follow the example of his grandmother- his GRANDMOTHER, mind- and send him away.

++ Gollum

**The Saucepan Man** · 09-08-2005, 02:04 AM

++GANDALF

Same reasons as yester-Day.

Plus he's been destabilising the Wizard tribe, undermining Saruman's leadership, ignoring Alatar and Pallando as if they were not there, and taunting Radagast for not being "sufficiently dedicated" to his task.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-08-2005, 02:11 AM

According to the rules of Middle-earth, all votes made for the Witch-King by male mortals will be considered null and void.

Although I agree with the reasons for voting him out. He could kill all non-male mortal beings, and win by default. And since I'm not a mortal, I could vote for him. So,

++Witch-King

Oh, and one more thing: Decide what gender you want! Witch-King. Sheesh!

Boromir88 · 09-08-2005, 05:12 AM

So far votes are...

Witch-king- 4
Gandalf- 3
Grima- 2
Gollum- 1
Haldir- 1

Gandalf's racking up a bunch of opposition...

09-07-2005, 05:43 PM	#4
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 275	++GANDALF I agree with alcarillo. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

09-07-2005, 07:36 PM	#5
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	Gollum had a fair bit of support last time, so I'll throw my vote in behind him, in the hopes that the old voters will pull through, and we will have the slimy creature lynched... I mean, voted off. Gollum is, first of all, a very slippery character, going by the assorted names of Gollum, Smeagol, Stinker, Slinker, and My Precious, depending on the situation at hand. He is also physically slimy. Furthermore, Gollum is definitely not a team player, a serious liability to whoever is unfortunately stuck with him on this Middle-Earth Island. Look at the evidence to that effect. He kills his closest friend for a shiny bauble. He is kicked out of his village (an important precedent to consider), and proceeds to live- ALONE- at the base of a mountain for several centuries. Once forced into the open, he continues to play a solitary game. He betrays everyone: Mordor, Frodo, even his own stinking self. The only creature he teams up with is Shelob (a nasty teammate, I might add), but he ends up botching that too. Gollum also has a decidedly greedy and petty nature, only interested in fish and gold rings, which he covets very greedily, and goes to any length to acquire. Quite clearly, the fellow is nasty, and should be eliminated. Let us follow the example of his grandmother- his GRANDMOTHER, mind- and send him away. ++ Gollum __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

09-08-2005, 02:04 AM	#6
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	++GANDALF Same reasons as yester-Day. Plus he's been destabilising the Wizard tribe, undermining Saruman's leadership, ignoring Alatar and Pallando as if they were not there, and taunting Radagast for not being "sufficiently dedicated" to his task. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

09-08-2005, 02:11 AM	#7
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Notice: According to the rules of Middle-earth, all votes made for the Witch-King by male mortals will be considered null and void. Although I agree with the reasons for voting him out. He could kill all non-male mortal beings, and win by default. And since I'm not a mortal, I could vote for him. So, ++Witch-King Oh, and one more thing: Decide what gender you want! Witch-King. Sheesh! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-08-2005, 05:12 AM	#8
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	So far votes are... Witch-king- 4 Gandalf- 3 Grima- 2 Gollum- 1 Haldir- 1 Gandalf's racking up a bunch of opposition... __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-07-2005, 04:45 PM	#1
AbercrombieOfRohan Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 311	++ Haldir Haldir, what on earth were you doing at Helm's Deep? You don't belong there at all. Ever. I don't care what Galadriel or Theoden or Peter Jackson or whoever sent you says, haven't you heard of striking? Next time Haldir, go with the picket signs...

09-07-2005, 04:54 PM	#2
arcticstorm Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN Posts: 464	I agree with the Grima argument, you can never tell whose side he is on therefore: ++Grima

09-07-2005, 05:11 PM	#3
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	++Gandalf He always walks around the camp uncloaked. Can't he just keep his cloak on?