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Old 09-07-2005, 01:46 AM   #1
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Spotted Dick is a desert. Not a human!

Nevermind I take it your not from Great Britian?
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Old 09-07-2005, 03:31 AM   #2
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Spotted Dick is a desert. Not a human!
Dick wiped the suet from his brow as he scaled yet another great sponge dune.

“Custard, custard …” he muttered incoherently through parched lips. A shimmering on the horizon caught his eyes. Was it the fabled Sticky Toffee Oasis, or merely a mirage?

He had been wandering the great Pudding Desert for days on end and currantly had little raison to expect rescue. Some earned their bread and butter crossing its great expanse but for Dick this was no mere trifle.

Happily, salvation came only hours later when a passing caravan of caramel traders spotted Dick.



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Old 09-07-2005, 09:59 AM   #3
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no mere trifle.
Oh, how gloriously bad!

You messed up though! It should've been "no mere truffle"!
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Old 09-07-2005, 10:55 AM   #4
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It should've been "no mere truffle"!
Ah, but a truffle is not a Great British Pudding, all examples of which I hereby assign to the Shire (in an effort to drag this thread back on topic from the mischeivous side road that I have taken it down).
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Old 09-07-2005, 06:38 PM   #5
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And I simply must assign biscuits to the Shire.
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Old 09-07-2005, 07:18 PM   #6
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The opportunity to have ice cream as long as the dining hall is open. I only eat it once a week or so, but it's nice to see it there. Someone endowed the school with money for "24 hour ice cream" because they thought it was the one thing missing when they went.
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Old 09-07-2005, 07:32 PM   #7
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Bęthberry is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Bęthberry is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Bęthberry is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Bęthberry is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.
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Yorkies

Note point of shipment.

And

Terry's Chocolate

And

Marmite

Some may prefer to send this last item to Mordor.
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:08 PM   #8
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Marmite !!!

I'm sending the shiriffs out now - no bottles of pureed marmot will be allowed in bounds.



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What would I assign to the Shire?

Spring with its call to life; bullfrogs among the rushes at the edges of The Pool; fiddlehead ferns unfolding

Summer with it's thick lazy days, the air filled with the drone of bees . . . healthy bees, beyond number, their legs heavy with pollen

Autumn clean and chill about the edges; smoke curling in the air as fields are burnt off; quilts airing in the meager sun then folded away with the last of the dried lavender so they'll be fresh when the snows come

Winter chapping the broad faces of the lads and lasses; crackling fires in the hearths; and old stories to get us through the dark

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