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Kitanna · 09-05-2005, 11:43 AM

Frodo:....Orcs...breakdancing...in the nude?!

Gurthang · 09-05-2005, 01:05 PM

Frodo: "Oh my..."
Stone Giant(only his leg is showing): "Oh! I almost stepped on you. So Sorry."
Frodo:

OR

Frodo: "Wow. How did I survive falling from way up there."

OR

Momma Baggins: "Frodo, come in for supper, dear!"
Frodo(to self): "Crap! I just ripped a hole in my pants!"

OR

Frodo has no idea what's going on.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-05-2005, 01:16 PM

Frodo: A giant spider! I know what to do! Pippin! Stall her! ... ... oh rats! Pippin isn't here... SAM!

Bêthberry · 09-05-2005, 01:16 PM

Frodo, exhausted by dysentary, wonders if he shouldn't just shoot Shelob instead of out-playing her.

Formendacil · 09-05-2005, 01:17 PM

How to survive a Hobbit's Childhood, Lesson 213:

Never, ever, ever get lost in an oliphaunt's litterbox.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 09-05-2005, 01:36 PM

Frodo took one look at Shelob, and immediately regretted not renewing his subscription to Giant Spiders and How to Kill Them Monthly.

OR

Pippin and Merry weren't sensible enough; it took the more reliable Frodo to warn Treebeard of the dangers of sunburn.

OR

Frodo is left unsure what to do as The Saucepan Man gets that flour-based caption in first.

Lalwendë · 09-05-2005, 01:38 PM

Frodo on the field trip.

"Right, this is definitely going to come up in the Geography exam. So Stalactites hang down, like tights, and Stalagmites grow up 'cause they have a g for ground in the word. Or I could just cheat and copy off Sam?"

Orominuialwen · 09-05-2005, 01:45 PM

Frodo stares in shock, as he realizes Old Man Willow has been encased in cement by Tom Bombadil. (It looks like there's a face in the rock, if you look closely.)

Kath · 09-05-2005, 02:44 PM

Frodo: Now how did that pancake get all the way up there!?!

Kitanna · 09-05-2005, 03:38 PM

Lost in....Middle-Earth?

Danger, Frodo Baggins! Danger!
Frodo: Oh the pain, the pain.

Alcarillo · 09-05-2005, 03:52 PM

Frodo breathes a sigh of relief after losing Sam in Cirith Ungol.

Frodo: Serves him right for eating half of all the lembas.

Bywaters · 09-05-2005, 04:09 PM

Elijah: I cant stand it Peter... I thought you said we weren't going to have to do this scene? And now you you throw it into The Return of the King! You know how I hate spiders!!

Where's my agent!!!

09-05-2005, 11:43 AM	#1
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Frodo:....Orcs...breakdancing...in the nude?! __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

09-05-2005, 01:05 PM	#2
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Frodo: "Oh my..." Stone Giant(only his leg is showing): "Oh! I almost stepped on you. So Sorry." Frodo: OR Frodo: "Wow. How did I survive falling from way up there." OR Momma Baggins: "Frodo, come in for supper, dear!" Frodo(to self): "Crap! I just ripped a hole in my pants!" OR Frodo has no idea what's going on. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-05-2005, 01:16 PM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo: A giant spider! I know what to do! Pippin! Stall her! ... ... oh rats! Pippin isn't here... SAM! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-05-2005, 01:16 PM	#4
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	Frodo, exhausted by dysentary, wonders if he shouldn't just shoot Shelob instead of out-playing her. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

09-05-2005, 01:17 PM	#5
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	How to survive a Hobbit's Childhood, Lesson 213: Never, ever, ever get lost in an oliphaunt's litterbox. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

09-05-2005, 01:36 PM	#6
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Frodo took one look at Shelob, and immediately regretted not renewing his subscription to Giant Spiders and How to Kill Them Monthly. OR Pippin and Merry weren't sensible enough; it took the more reliable Frodo to warn Treebeard of the dangers of sunburn. OR Frodo is left unsure what to do as The Saucepan Man gets that flour-based caption in first. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

09-05-2005, 01:38 PM	#7
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Frodo on the field trip. "Right, this is definitely going to come up in the Geography exam. So Stalactites hang down, like tights, and Stalagmites grow up 'cause they have a g for ground in the word. Or I could just cheat and copy off Sam?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-05-2005, 01:45 PM	#8
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	Frodo stares in shock, as he realizes Old Man Willow has been encased in cement by Tom Bombadil. (It looks like there's a face in the rock, if you look closely.) __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

09-05-2005, 02:44 PM	#9
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Frodo: Now how did that pancake get all the way up there!?! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-05-2005, 03:38 PM	#10
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Lost in....Middle-Earth? Danger, Frodo Baggins! Danger! Frodo: Oh the pain, the pain. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

09-05-2005, 03:52 PM	#11
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Frodo breathes a sigh of relief after losing Sam in Cirith Ungol. Frodo: Serves him right for eating half of all the lembas.

09-05-2005, 04:09 PM	#12
Bywaters Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tengiz, Kazahstan for 6 wks, then home for 2 wks. Blimey Posts: 47	Elijah: I cant stand it Peter... I thought you said we weren't going to have to do this scene? And now you you throw it into The Return of the King! You know how I hate spiders!! Where's my agent!!! __________________ ...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted