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Gurthang · 09-04-2005, 07:26 PM

Elrond was mad because the orc was taller than he was. So he cut off the orcs legs. Now he's not so mad.

OR

Erlond: "Man, it's so hard to water these orc plants! They keep grabbing the hose!"

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-04-2005, 09:48 PM

Elrond: You can tell that my future daughter will marry a scruffy mortal, just by looking at my pants?

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-04-2005, 11:52 PM

Elrond: A Horse! A Horse! My Kingdom, for a Horse!

Gillgallad: You're not a king.

Elrond: Shh! They don't know that!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-05-2005, 12:02 AM

It's hard playing golf against Orcs.

**The Saucepan Man** · 09-05-2005, 03:43 AM

Elrond prepares to defend himself against the dreaded Glove Puppet of Doom ...

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-05-2005, 05:11 AM

Elrond: You cannot kill me! I've just filmed the going to valinor scene from The Return of the King! So I’m invincible!

The Only Real Estel · 09-05-2005, 06:41 AM

Agent Smith: "Ugh, somebody kill me! I didn't mean to take over the body of a purple-winged fairy!"

09-04-2005, 07:26 PM	#1
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Elrond was mad because the orc was taller than he was. So he cut off the orcs legs. Now he's not so mad. OR Erlond: "Man, it's so hard to water these orc plants! They keep grabbing the hose!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-04-2005, 09:48 PM	#2
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Pants. Elrond: You can tell that my future daughter will marry a scruffy mortal, just by looking at my pants? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good... Last edited by Nilpaurion Felagund; 09-04-2005 at 09:54 PM. Reason: wizardry issues

09-04-2005, 11:52 PM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond: A Horse! A Horse! My Kingdom, for a Horse! Gillgallad: You're not a king. Elrond: Shh! They don't know that! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-05-2005, 12:02 AM	#4
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	<- Pretend it's a golf ball. It's hard playing golf against Orcs. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-05-2005, 03:43 AM	#5
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Elrond prepares to defend himself against the dreaded Glove Puppet of Doom ... __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

09-05-2005, 05:11 AM	#6
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond: You cannot kill me! I've just filmed the going to valinor scene from The Return of the King! So I’m invincible! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-05-2005, 06:41 AM	#7
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Agent Smith: "Ugh, somebody kill me! I didn't mean to take over the body of a purple-winged fairy!"