Fortunately/Unfortunately - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Glirdan · 08-30-2005, 07:38 AM

Unfourtunately, a Balrog found the Ring.

Meneltarmacil · 08-31-2005, 03:01 PM

Fortunately, it was too high up for him to reach or climb to... and of course he couldn't fly as he had no wings.

Glirdan · 08-31-2005, 03:04 PM

Unfourtunately, more Balrogs came along and they stood on each others shoulers utnil the could reach the Ring.

Gil-Galad · 08-31-2005, 03:07 PM

Fortunately a stinky balrog came and all teh other balrogs fainted and made Stinky Balrog vey sad and he had to go live alone in the forest... poor umm... Johnny the Stinky Balrog, poor poor Johnny... no friends, no family, alone because of his stinkiness

Glirdan · 08-31-2005, 03:08 PM

Fourtunately for Johnny, he found a woman Balrog who was just as stinky and they got married and lived happily ever after.

Gil-Galad · 08-31-2005, 03:09 PM

Unfortunately the woman balrog was actually gandalf uncloaked...

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-31-2005, 03:24 PM

Fourtunately, Johnny was blind.

08-30-2005, 07:38 AM	#1
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, a Balrog found the Ring. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-31-2005, 03:01 PM	#2
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, it was too high up for him to reach or climb to... and of course he couldn't fly as he had no wings. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-31-2005, 03:07 PM	#4
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately a stinky balrog came and all teh other balrogs fainted and made Stinky Balrog vey sad and he had to go live alone in the forest... poor umm... Johnny the Stinky Balrog, poor poor Johnny... no friends, no family, alone because of his stinkiness __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-31-2005, 03:09 PM	#6
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately the woman balrog was actually gandalf uncloaked... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-31-2005, 03:24 PM	#7
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fourtunately, Johnny was blind. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-31-2005, 03:04 PM	#3
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, more Balrogs came along and they stood on each others shoulers utnil the could reach the Ring.

08-31-2005, 03:08 PM	#5
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately for Johnny, he found a woman Balrog who was just as stinky and they got married and lived happily ever after.